Morning! Just cleaning up my act! This is one of the more luckier endings to my constant “measure twice and still cut it in the wrong place” tales! Look how close that edge is! Heck!
My hands are manly from making a handful of pewter pendants, a busy morning for me because I am actually (never thought I’d say this) starting to enjoy maths and wanna have a nice night in chilling with it (after I make a filthy video, like!)!
Aaaaah so nice of OF to fix the notifications and inbox problems this morning finally 🙃 it wasn’t showing up anything for me yesterday! I made use of the time it wasn’t working by catching up on my Physics and Space module assignment; that’s the one that’s due on the 8th but I’m a swot and doing it early 🤓
Anyone really good with maths want to inseminate their maths-competent DNA into me? That’s how learning works, right? 🤔
Two things I’ve learned this morning taking these- “don’t bother trying to make your fringe look not mad, you will fail” and “don’t bother trying to look innocent, you’ll just look frightened and awkward” 😂
Today I made such an adult decision by forfeiting buying a ticket to seeing Doro next week in favour of getting to Edinburgh for Halloween! 😭 is every adult decision this difficult?!
Tryna look fancy and all “oh, I didn’t see you there!” 😎 but honestly you’ll know if I don’t realise I’m being looked at because I’ll have a face like a slapped 🍑 😂
I’ve almost completed my maths assignment and I am SO elated! 😭
I’m going to have to crack open some celebratory Port Charlotte once I do! ✨ this year seems quite hectic for uni work because in two weeks I have a physics & space assignment, too 🙃 (which, to be fair, at least I ENJOY physics… but maths is an angry wasp that follows you around everywhere!).
The oddest-looking pair of knickers I’ve ever bought arrived today 🤨 super soft and comfy though!
I was in the shower using this coconut oil (like, primarily oil!) sea salt body scrub everywhere (the bottom of the bathtub turned into a deathtrap oil slick basin which usually I’m okay with cos I’ll just be suuuuuuuper careful and make no speedy movements when I use this scrub…) anyway, the doorbell goes which is linked to my phone - of also which I have playing Cinderella on that awesome new speaker L bought for me (loud) - The doorbell cuts through the music speaker louder than a haunted ship siren on an enraged vendetta for its lost crew and scares the absolute soul from me (what sadist delivers post at 8am on a Saturday bruh!! 🤣) I flinch at the speed of light and slip in the steamy, oily tub and cower on the floor in a brand new snazzy splits position holding my heart back into my chest and any ounce of elegance I once had is merely a figment of the past in this vulnerable, stark naked, salty stance.
Anyway; that’s what I just lost the use of my hip and knees for today- these knickers 🤣
Good morning 🍂 whatcha think of my cocktail dress? I don’t wear it often because as you can see, the under-slip rides all the way up (by itself; I promise!).
I’m still a little yucky with cold at the moment and whilst I am STILL (no lie, this is taking FOREVER for me to conquer!) chipping away at my uni work, I am being quite slow with everything! I’m sorry! 😭 please bare with me! I’ll speed up again like lightning espresso fast once I get better (and send off this assignment!)!
I have blurred the second to last pic lest I shock anyone at this time in the morning; if you want it, message me or comment on it 😝 you can even just say “gimme” if you can’t be bothered to chat- I don’t mind 🤣 (and yesssss you got me… I like to flash you personally! Haha!)
Now… back under the fleece blanket on the settee… 🤧
~ “Dark Souls” game replica post! ~ This is the last battery powered one I’ll make, which I’m sending out today; I think I have sussed how to make them using a cabled (and most-importantly- changeable!) bulb version! Just waiting on a few more supplies to arrive then I’ll put my thinking cap on! 🤔
I would have taken a video making this in my lingerie… but there’s soooooo many tedious stages to making this you will have been bored outta your mind 🤣
Happy pretty darn spooky day! Today I don’t feel as snazzy as my purple satin shirt looks 😫 I have managed to catch that cold everyone has despite not going anywhere and not seeing anyone, really! On the plus side, my blocked nose is acting as a BRILLIANT dust mask against all the sawdust anytime I’m cutting up wood in the shed 😅🤧 I’m keeping housebound until I can meow back at Cat Benetar without feeling like a waterlogged dustbin 😂
Have you caught this raging cold (yet! 😝)?
Just kinda standing like I did not just make a video of me making naughty water then licking my fingers and doing that thing that I just did. I need to add that just looking innocent and none-the-wiser people in the eye minutes after I make a video is sometimes the oddest titillation 😅
This is my bed hair and I’m not even ashamed anymore. I have found that the worse you look on a daily basis, the better people ignore you, which is bliss 😂
I tried to upload this earlier but OF just wouldn’t comply! I wasn’t aware that chipboard beetles could ignore me, too 😭
Just a leopard escaping the zoo, nothing to see here 🐆
I have hit my toes on that lamp so many times that I ought to hoy that out of here instead to be honest (yeah yeah I’ll move it… sheesh!!)
When I first bought this green mesh set I thought I mightn’t like it because I didn’t let my super-pink nipples let their hue shine through 🍒😂 however, the little black vertical embroidery on it DOES quite match my little lady bits that you can *juuuuuust* about see through the material… in the words of a sleazy Bret Michaels: “every rose has it’s thorn” 😂
I’ll be honest, I just do want to lie in a warm bubble bath with my stockinged legs draped out, whilst someone kneels outside the tub and massages my stockinged feet 😇 would you?
Loads of places here have been flooded because of yesterday’s storm! My drillbit delivery couldn’t come! 😭 wah!
Alas, BEHOLD MY FOOT (and my satin and green thong combo again!)
That last pic… it was a bit too explicit for me to blur out without laughing so I’ve stuck a sticker over it instead 😂 it is not my intention to shock you all so early in the morning!
I still need espresso beans (💔) so thrust a $5 tip and I’ll send you it in a private message, along with a dirty GIF I’ve made… I keep making GIFs anytime I’ve been too stuck on some wild physics maths question! 😂
Clothes on (😱) but the ol’ razzle dazzle balances out with the espresso… I’m elated to have thefted the “person” cherry of such an amazing landscape and nature photographer 🤩
Starting the day off with a little bit of exposure 😝
I was up until 1 last night wrapping my head around HCF and LCM in expressions for maths last night- I look forward to learning when the HECK they get usefully applied to anything in future 🤣
Drop me a $5 tip on this post and I’ll send you a private message with the non-blurred photo of me waiting for you to come 🥺 I need a spooky Halloween trip and a visit to the Cat Cafe in Edinburgh!
Vibing with an orange Autumn 😎 do you reckon later on it’ll be a clear sky? I wanna set up the telescope and have another cry looking at the moon closeup! 😂 I’m overdue an existential sob!
The 3 stages of “please help me get to Edinburgh for Halloween, the hotels are shockingly expensive” before the inevitable 4th flashing! 😂
Honestly though… I’ve just seen a hotel room for 30th October til 1st November for £1125 🙃 what the living heck?! The fright of Halloween came early when I saw that man! I think I might just burrow in like a mole here in Kielder, there’s enough forest to hide and live in, isn’t there?
EDIT- 10:41 I’ve ran out of coffee beans for espresso! This is a day for despair!
These carpentry pencils are incredibly sharp I dread the day I lose this little red cap for them! 😅 that said, maybe I shouldn’t be too afraid; I’m long overdue a solid poking! 😂
Official start of uni today! Specifically, the maths side of it! All that swotting up for the past month or so in preparation and now it feels like it’s just flew out my mind and left a note telling my memory it isn’t allowed the info back! Aaaaaaaaahh!!!
Happy 1st of Octoby! 🍂 have a fully dressed pic of me sporting my first carpentry pencil (I did not have a clue these existed!) they’re class! Kinda gotta really make sure I’m right with the measurements first time though- which as you know, is absolutely not my forte 😅
Can this please be classed as my first nip-slip; and can we completely erase the history of my actual first nip-slip- which was from wearing a very short cropped top whilst braless almost falling down a very steep hill after innocently watching Alcest play in a field 😭
Just been doing some very quick tinkering this morning (after the prisms disappeared!) before I head out for my scan this afternoon! I have a few more wires up to take some more sockets, as I had been living off one socket and a thousand extension leads in here this whole time! 😅
You go into your kitchen and find a wriggly leopard on your counter, what do you do?
PS- Please don’t judge me on the vegetable oil it’s literally all that I could find!
Some more glossy tights action! 😝 I probably keep harping on about them a bit too much… but honestly they’re worth annoying you all with 🤣 they’re soooo pretty! Thankyou Matt ❤️ It’s no secret I am a bit of a tights-pervert! There’s many scenarios I want to play out in them but alas- nobody to play them out with 😪 for shame.
The one glorious thing about being in the itty bitty titty committee is that you can buy practically any sized stretchy bralette and you will 100% be safely contained in it… I’m not sure this constitutes a “silver lining” quote… it’s probably more of an aluminium lining at best, to be honest 🥲
Just a couple outtake shots from on of my favourite videos yet- I held off from playing for dayyyyyyys before I took it! How sweet are these teal pants aswell?! 🥰
