The oddest-looking pair of knickers I’ve ever bought arrived..
Added 2021-10-16 08:04:27 +0000 UTCThe oddest-looking pair of knickers I’ve ever bought arrived today 🤨 super soft and comfy though! I was in the shower using this coconut oil (like, primarily oil!) sea salt body scrub everywhere (the bottom of the bathtub turned into a deathtrap oil slick basin which usually I’m okay with cos I’ll just be suuuuuuuper careful and make no speedy movements when I use this scrub…) anyway, the doorbell goes which is linked to my phone - of also which I have playing Cinderella on that awesome new speaker L bought for me (loud) - The doorbell cuts through the music speaker louder than a haunted ship siren on an enraged vendetta for its lost crew and scares the absolute soul from me (what sadist delivers post at 8am on a Saturday bruh!! 🤣) I flinch at the speed of light and slip in the steamy, oily tub and cower on the floor in a brand new snazzy splits position holding my heart back into my chest and any ounce of elegance I once had is merely a figment of the past in this vulnerable, stark naked, salty stance. Anyway; that’s what I just lost the use of my hip and knees for today- these knickers 🤣
