I am back now and delving straight into some more woodwork orders that were actually looking over my head the whole time! Featuring my cute flower set and odd tummy! I bet you £5 you ~cannot~ grab my scar 😋
2021-06-18 08:03:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Apparently I live in this bra now- I’ve gone from buying it only out of curiosity and expecting to hate it to loving it and wearing it almost every day. It looks so much like angry Gengar or Haunter eyes! 😈
2021-06-17 15:05:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Back in this super-delicate little thing today! Honestly it feels like it would rip like a wet napkin if I were to be over-enthusiastically fondled in it! 😋 no hottub for me today, no sir! Not after the fright of almost slipping under it! 😅
2021-06-17 08:04:06 +0000 UTC View Post
To hottub or not to hottub 🤔 I’m not in the shade this time so if I did I might end up the same colour as the edging on this see-through body suit if I’m not careful 😬
2021-06-16 08:04:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember when it was only on kinda blurry Polaroids I would be a nudey rudey? What a prude eh! 😜 I hope you keep them in your wallet!
2021-06-15 08:03:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanks to my mam, I basically live in a lodge now 😅 (I don’t!) I wish I had a lodge?! All this wishing I lived in a forest has me flashing my toes like an elvish hoe! Just waiting to have my ankles grabbed and pulled under to a baddies’ thrall in the woods! 🌲 a girl can dream!
2021-06-14 08:04:40 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m going to need a more dominant tool to screw with.
2021-06-13 08:04:19 +0000 UTC View Post
I have a new pink mesh set 🎀 the slo-mo video at the end is a little blurry as once again, I’m battling with the lack of storage space on my phone 😩 I sooooo lust for a phone upgrade! You deserve HD spit, not blurry spit! 😂 Today I’m making a whisky tasting flight board with a waney edge! I’ll see if I can clear some storage space and nab you a video of it when it’s done 😇
2021-06-12 08:05:56 +0000 UTC View Post
What a distressing half hour it’s been. 🥒
2021-06-11 14:13:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Thankyou 😭❤️ It probably looks like I’m trying to nab a Ryobi sponsorship in my workshop at this point 😅 The camera I’m going to put up in the back garden so I can keep an eye on the shed as my whole life is in there and the adorable neighbour’s cat. Maybe I ought to open up a voyeurism site dedicated to the resident Cat Benatar 😎
2021-06-10 11:14:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Strappy for your convenience ⏱
2021-06-10 08:03:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone! The reason private messages have been sporadic is because I’ve been lodge-hopping again! Signal is dubious at best?! An unexpected little jaunt with my parents! 😭❤️ I have been wearing more clothes than usual- as you may expect 🤣 not like these pics back me up on that! Back later today, so bear with! 😘
2021-06-09 08:12:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Monday! ✌️👛 hey my eyes are up here. (This bra reminds me of Gengar 👾) whatcha dooooin?
2021-06-07 08:06:22 +0000 UTC View PostI tried to upload a story on here (HOW do I still not comprehend how to use this site?!) of my beserk leopard tights! I don’t think it worked; so here’s today’s tights! Wearing them to B&Q as I hunt for a good extra long masonry bit! I have to try to drill through two layers of brick today while up on a ladder. I’m already nervous 🥲 (my stepladders are so wobbly!) if I do fall, my place of rest is on top of my pile of glow-in-the-dark garden pebbles at the front of the house. So at least that’s quite an aesthetic landing spot 😂
2021-06-06 11:12:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Today is a wearing-too-much-clothes and a Dark Souls game series desk lamp day! Will show you it when it’s done 🤩 It’s the last one I’ll make that uses a battery pack, rather than be a plug-in and replaceable bulb type 🤔 I am still racking my brains but I THINK I might have sussed how to make them with the bulb to be easy to access? Maybe! 😅
2021-06-06 08:06:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Saturday! Another lovely day, another awful shirt 😎 featuring - a very shaky hand brought to you by the last of my espresso! (I keep forgetting to buy more espresso beans before I run out! 😭) though to be fair, based on the my hand’s life of its own there, perhaps it could be for the best to have a break from the stuff 🧐
2021-06-05 08:02:15 +0000 UTC View PostCome help this wet girl rearrange her furniture 😇 I keep setting myself productive procrastination tasks 😬 today it’s pulling apart and re-jigging the whole living room whilst naked.
2021-06-04 08:04:42 +0000 UTC View Post
There’s a vinyl market I’m gonna brave driving 10 mins to (wish me luck); but first I need your help. I’ve managed to narrow the options down to my two worst summery shirts; but which do I embarrass myself in?? 🤔
2021-06-03 08:03:05 +0000 UTC View Post
This red set always seem to be my go-to 🤔 I likely have almost 100 lingerie sets (should I count them when I get back in the house?) but it always comes down to this simple-looking one! Is it because I look like a Five Guys wrapper so I feel like a tasty snack? 🍟🍔 and need to be unwrapped and devoured! 😋
2021-06-02 08:06:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Good mooooorning 💕 I am apparently not very good at tying knots
2021-05-31 08:06:09 +0000 UTC View Post
A little groggy today 😴 and a sore left arm- good thing I still have my right-hand fingers! 😇 Today’s wild heat can only mean mesh underwear (or none)! Anyone fancy gliding some ice cubes on me please?!
2021-05-29 08:03:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Bit of golden hour sun streaming in! I’m stood by “the” window but I have since put up some clear shattered glass effect vinyl on it so I don’t flash the neighbours again 🙃 yeah that was coooooooool. Wearing these sleepy ones tonight!
2021-05-27 18:48:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Overplay for your Thursday! My weak attempt at a rhyme as your friendly reminder to play daily 😎 Oooooo I get my second jab tomorrow! I felt soo sick last time; you know that 3kg of Lindt chocolate balls I got not that long ago? Ive almost eaten it all already 🤭 so I’ve stashed some away, hopefully “out of sight, out of mind” until I need it on Friday or Saturday! Why must I be so greedy?! I do love a generous handful of balls!
2021-05-27 08:05:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Last pic is my face as soon as I hit that “submit assignment” button today! 🤩 this is the last assignment until October/November time! Woop woop! Ofcourse, that’s dependent on me passing the year, whether I’ll have some more to do in October 😅 Maybe I should have taken a course on learning how to keep my top on 🤔
2021-05-25 08:07:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Repping those teeth milk spots! 😅🦷 apparently they’re caused by all the anaesthetic I had as a baby though? Anyway moving on from dentistry, if I were to upload some really naff woodworking videos would you cringe too hard? 😎 I don’t want to be responsible for you wincing so hard you injure yourself or anything
2021-05-24 10:25:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Very bold of me to assume that I wouldn’t get distracted whilst having a massive clear-out. These panties have a very convenient slit sewed into them somewhere but I couldn’t possibly say where 🤭
2021-05-23 13:37:13 +0000 UTC View PostHaving a big clear-out at the moment! I need more room for lingerie, and less clothes. I did forage out my Byker Grave shirt though! 😅 very feminine!
2021-05-23 08:03:30 +0000 UTC View Post
I exfoliated my derrière cheeks today in attempt to simulate the healthy blood-flow to the skin a good solid spanking does 👀 (are those back dents thumb-holders?)
2021-05-21 08:08:11 +0000 UTC View Post
An unexpected whisky came through my door 💌 I’ve never even heard of this one before; Naked Grouse! I am excited 🤩 I’ll let you know what it’s like! I was supposed to make an oak table today in the shed but perhaps it’s best I take that off mind for now? 😂 Cheers to you Peter! 🥃 🥂 xxx
2021-05-19 14:56:41 +0000 UTC View Post