I AM HEARTBROKEN!! Nuuuuuu! 🌈
I AM HEARTBROKEN!! Nuuuuuu! 🌈
2021-05-18 10:41:27 +0000 UTC View PostYou wake up to get your morning shower and walk in on a stranger peachy tiger stealing your hot water. Whatcha gonna do?
2021-05-17 07:04:15 +0000 UTC View PostToday’s motto 😴 (in fact I stand by this every moment of every day but I didn’t wanna out myself as the real sloth I am)
2021-05-16 08:04:39 +0000 UTC View PostIf you’re going to keep disturbing me while I’m trying to enjoy my whisky, then I’m just going to have to wear you out until you simply don’t have the energy to distract me right now.
2021-05-15 09:32:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhile the DM’s on here are being a perpetual-loading nightmare again (I’m stuck on the OnlyFans logo loading screen again! Am I being punished by them for uploading a massive set of videos last night through it or something 😅) here’s some things that arrived today! 😍 ft. The shark bites 🦈
2021-05-14 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostPlenty room in these for a frisky wandering hand… just saying 💕
2021-05-13 18:11:55 +0000 UTC View Post😂 no caption, other than “sorry”!
2021-05-13 09:22:47 +0000 UTC View PostSo here’s a question for you (and maybe especially any geologists here!). I really want a rock tumbler and although I’ve seen some online (and popped one in my Amazon list for keeping an eye on). I quite sincerely have no idea what I’m looking at to what’s best - rubber? Plastic? Dual/single? Huh 🙃 Pics feat. Me, very proudly gazing at a massive split rock that I found near the Belvedere 🤓 🌋 I have the other half, too, it’s massive! Feels good to have something big and solid in my little hands 😎
2021-05-12 09:38:11 +0000 UTC View PostFishnet one-piece that I was given for my birthday-just-gone 🤩 I’d love to wear this outside but currently, all my skirts are a little too short to hide what’s going on! 😅
2021-05-11 09:32:03 +0000 UTC View Post🐯 your mesh tiger waiting to pounce! I’m going to be selling it used on you-know-where after I’ve had a few more plays in it! It’s so cute!
2021-05-09 10:09:23 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Saturday! 🌺 today I’m just slowly removing my bright pink panties in wait for someone to take that part of my virginity 😪 it seems this day will never come! 😅
2021-05-08 09:42:24 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! Going for a foresty walk today. I kinda hope it rains while I’m out 😍 PS- This bra is mad!
2021-05-07 07:50:39 +0000 UTC View PostToo dainty to take my peachy 🍑 virginity in? Or would you have me pinned til satisfaction?
2021-05-06 19:54:56 +0000 UTC View PostHottub Lindt obviously 🤪 and a cheers to you guys! 🥂 for being so patient during my lack of signal tribulations! Want some dainty lace pics tonight? 🧸🎀
2021-05-06 18:37:03 +0000 UTC View PostDiary of a weakling: Trying to celebrate a successful 4-hour bike ride in the trees (didn’t fall off!) with a glass of noisy-hen-night-juice but alas, I always struggle to open them because of my weak useless hands 😂 (I struggle to open even ordinary water bottles too! Always have 😅). Anyone know any strong-handed gentlemen in the area to get me gushing?
2021-05-05 11:01:36 +0000 UTC View PostHello my angels 💕 I have really poor signal here, I’m sorry! These three little photos have even taken about 12 minutes to upload (I was mortified enough to time it!)! Dang! However, I’m here safe and sound and enjoying a 12 yr Bowmore bought for me for my birthday by my nearest and dearest 🥃 peated islay- can’t go wrong! I’m sincerely trying to load messages but it is taking a rootin tootin while! 😩 I’ll keep trying! So far it’s hailed, gone sunny, belted down with rain, looked like it would never show the sun ever again, then sunny with a gorgeous golden hour amongst the trees right outside again! So 😎 shades on, hottub time! Get some stargazing on 😌✨xxx
2021-05-04 20:17:34 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! This is my travel lingerie 😘 I’m excited to be going to Kielder for a few days! So here’s to a little break from uni studying & instead basking among some lovely northern trees 🥳 (please no northern weather, though 🤞🏻). Just gonna be me and you guys, a hottub in the rain, tall trees and birdies 💘
2021-05-03 09:29:54 +0000 UTC View PostBank holiday aaaawwooo! I’m off to Kielder tomorrow! Yeehaw! Bet you’ll be glad to not see the sawdusty shed for a little while! 😁
2021-05-02 12:31:05 +0000 UTC View PostI hope you’re in the mood for some little bouncy ones today! 🌈 I wanna do another pouring video for you soon, but of whatty? What’s everyone’s favourite drinks? (I’m not pouring my Bowmore on myself! 😂)
2021-05-01 09:29:04 +0000 UTC View PostGood eeeeeeevening ❣️ Today I have been a very very good girl with uni work and fixing some dud sockets (not “dud” actually but it sounds much better than admitting I wired them in so loose they popped out the back and I had no idea until after I silicone sealant-ed the plate on (to hide how broadly I’d cut the tiles there!)) And now I’m going to reward myself with copious chocolate, a whisky a special someone bought me, and the new Oddworld Soulstorm game! 🤩 PS the whisky is a Bowmore 12 Yr slightly peated one. I’ve had a Bowmore before, I don’t recall which, and thought it tasted flat- but this one is truly lovely! It lasts a long time on my tongue (which I’m sure you agree is always good 😜) and they haven’t hid the peat! 🥃 if only I could repay the tinker with some golden nectar, too! 🤭😁
2021-04-30 19:33:40 +0000 UTC View PostI think I surely own every single possible colour lingerie there is under the sun! 🌈 I’m fact, let’s play; hit me with some colours and let’s see if I don’t have one to match! Then, if I don’t have anything to match your colour, then I lose and I’ll surrender to you something raunchy. If I win by having every colour you pick, then you have to tell me one of your deepest and dirtiest secrets 😇
2021-04-29 09:41:50 +0000 UTC View PostIs it working on here again now? 👀 seems to be! I was stuck out of my account for a whole day there! Anyway, Thankyou so much for the birthday wishes 💕 I had a nice chilled day (though I did wind up still doing some extra grouting on the morning!) but I made up for the work by pigging-out 🐽 on so much food so terribly 😅 What’s your views on bodysuits? Do you like them or do you prefer 2-piece lingerie where it’s easier to get your mitts into them? 😋
2021-04-27 09:38:26 +0000 UTC View PostHappy birthday to my itty bitty titties! 🍊🍊 keeping me easy to buy lingerie for all these years and keeping me on my toes to make up for their lacklustre size! 🥳 if I get any cake today I’ll try to feed them some for you! 🍰 (if I don’t get cake I will cry) xxx
2021-04-25 08:27:15 +0000 UTC View PostToday I have officially finished the tiling 😭 I’m soo achey and bruised! A moment’s silence for all those who do it for a living 🙏🏻 bloody hell ive done mine badly but still taken a huge effort! 😅 I’ve bought in a pink bodysuit for you all which I reckon would look nice with the tiles but for now, I need a cry and a nap 😂
2021-04-24 14:48:08 +0000 UTC View PostI need a long decadent sit after all this work is done. Nobody has come to help me while I graft! You meanies! 😂 I just want to sit like this while watching someone else do all the work!
2021-04-23 09:26:54 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning guys! 😘 I’m waiting for some warm hands to swap this thong with to have against me instead. I’ve still not resized it!
2021-04-21 09:38:33 +0000 UTC View PostNot nude but LOOOOOOOOOOOK 🤩 they haven’t fallen off yet! I’m knackered now and retiring to do some nuclear fusion studying (send help). Tomorrow I’m hopefully successfully fishing for that wire to get a fresh socket on the wall! I keep spurring off every socket I lay my eyes on 😅 I won’t bore you with many pics of the kitchen onslaught I promise! I hope everyone made use of the warm weather today? 😍
2021-04-20 19:06:41 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning my lovely guys! 🌈 how are we all today? I hope this ultra-pretty mesh bodysuit is a sufficient Thankyou for putting up with my quiet spells lately 🥺 I have set myself the absurdly optimistic task of completing all the new kitchen (tiling, new wallpapering, new cupboards doors et al) to be done by my birthday! In 6 days 😂 as well as getting my assignment in on time! Someone please thrust me back to reality: I’m taking submissions!
2021-04-19 08:11:18 +0000 UTC View PostI’m so excited the weather is finally getting warmer I could cry! 😭 Only a little tinkering this morning as I need to get back inside and finish the kitchen tiling 🙃 I’ve definitely bitten off more than I can chew with this! Speaking of chewing, is my butt 🍑 cheek chompable?
2021-04-17 09:35:14 +0000 UTC View PostThe girly in satin In polka dot pattern Perched on the chair And outside she’d stare At the birdies out there Wondering why She cuts her own hair *I cut my fringe again today 🥲 *PS in Geordie “satin” and “pattern” 100% rhyme I swear! *PPS for the frequency I’m queried- my stomach scars are nowt to do with babies/pregnancy/etc 😅 I call the top of the two scars the caterpillar footstep one 🐛
2021-04-16 09:34:51 +0000 UTC View Post