If I wasn’t this shockingly tired (I stayed up late fretting about how naff I am at maths which is pretty vital if you’re doing physics 😂), maybe I would have a quip about playing with you- or a cartridge slotted into me- but alas, all I’m thinking about is not bending over too much when I’m out because I’m 100% bra-less and panty-less right now!
2021-07-15 08:10:02 +0000 UTC View Post
This silver dream catcher necklace must have caught some absolutely filthy dreams to be honest. Didn’t catch the dream I had about when the left side of my face fell off though did it 🥲 Yesterday in the shed I tripped over the mitre saw which has basically lived on the floor since the dawn of time so I should’ve expected it to be there. Anyway I tripped over it and landed in, what I know recognise to be an extremely sturdy and resilient to human weight, tool box. My left leg is coated in bruises 😭
2021-07-14 08:08:30 +0000 UTC View PostWanna hear a girl complain about a lost ruler for 8 whole minutes? 😎 look no further guys! (seriously though where the heck is it) Video got cut short AGAIN mid-sawing by… 🥁🥁🥁 … you guessed it! Ran outta storage space! 😂 although, at least this time I didn’t go on and on and on and on thinking it was still recording- this time I actually noticed as soon as I was done sawing! One day I’m sure I’ll get to bore you all with a video of a WHOLE project from start-to-finish 🤓
2021-07-13 08:07:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Tryna strike a pose! 🌞 it is in temperatures like today that I am very relieved to be in the itty bitty titty committee!
2021-07-12 08:04:07 +0000 UTC View Post
How can 3 photos be so clothed yet so indecent 🤣 Awesome shirt made for me by bombshell sweetheart @lisa_smiles 😭💝 I haven’t popped these cotton high-waisted beige panties up on my store 🤔 should I?
2021-07-11 08:04:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, no peeking! 🎀 and if you must, then at least follow it up with a courtesy touch!
2021-07-10 08:02:25 +0000 UTC View Post
You must pay the years-supply-of-espresso-and-decking-screws toll to open me up ✋🏻 (Please don’t mix the screws in with the espresso) My phone is being absolutely terrible with me. I absolutely need to invest in a new one! Sorry for the sporadic messages lately guys!
2021-07-09 08:03:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Going out for a bike ride soon! The weather is really overcast here- just how I like it! 😅 though it looks like it’s gonna rain so if I grab enough signal whilst I’m out to get onto Live (don’t hold me to that! I have no idea where I’m cycling to for a start 😂) please excuse the drenched Cousin It look!
2021-07-07 08:05:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Bring food and I’ll let you onto the bed with me. As well as the snake bodysuit, I also bought the snake bra and panty set! It is why I am now skint 😇
2021-07-06 08:02:10 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s a tight squeeze! In my shed, that is 😜
2021-07-05 08:01:24 +0000 UTC View PostRest in peace, my little aqua blob, You ate all the algae, cleaning after Rob*. Stripy like a tiger, tentacles like Giger, Oh Slippery Egg, you’re making me sob**! *Rob is the name of my big shubunkin goldfish! **I’m fine don’t worry 😅
2021-07-04 08:02:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I think I am using these drinks cup holders wrong, do you? 🥤🥤
2021-07-03 08:03:48 +0000 UTC View PostTiny video with a toe wiggle requested to be publicly shared! Back in my garish shirt today! 😁
2021-07-02 08:02:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m technologically quite impaired so would any of you happen to have a technology answer for me? If I were to do a Live video on here, are you guys able to join in with me? Or does it not let you do that and so I would just be talking to myself? 😅 After yesterday’s ridiculously pretty lingerie… today is just a plain ol’ 15 denier tights and bra-free day! I just noticed it’s the 1st of July already, is it me or is time zooming by really fast?!
2021-07-01 08:04:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Ooh ooh I also made another lamp during the week, they take ages for me to make and each stage is very tedious and I always make mistakes so it may be quite some time before I ever video making one 😅 but if you’ve played any of the Dark Souls games maybe you’ll recognise it? 😋 video taken after I didn’t wear a mask when cutting the MDF 😷 which is why I’m basically whispering! My bad. Someone come soothe and massage my throat please 😛
2021-06-29 08:07:21 +0000 UTC View PostFeel free to be simultaneously bored and worried for my safety this morning 😎 I guess I just need someone to penetrate physical precautions into me as a memorable lesson? 🤔
2021-06-28 08:06:40 +0000 UTC View Post
How on earth do I make this much mess what the hell man 😂 all I made was a lamp and a whisky board yesterday??
2021-06-27 08:05:08 +0000 UTC View Post
GUESS WHO MEASURED ONCE THEN CUT AND DIDNT MESS IT UP TODAY 💕💕💕 hell yeah me that’s right! 😎😇 your girl is flying the nest!
2021-06-26 15:10:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gorgeous little mesh suspender body that Mr Wright bought for me which I never showed you 😭 Thankyou!! 🖤
2021-06-26 08:11:00 +0000 UTC View PostHello! 👋🏻 Are you in the mood to wince and cringe and be bored to heck this morning? IF SO here’s two very dubious videos of my second attempt at a vampire stake 🧛🏻 It is Friday which means you will have the whole weekend to recover from it; whether your reaction be bored to tears (plenty time to rehydrate), bored to sleep (set your alarm for Monday in advance, if needs-be), or wincing on my behalf (delve deep into an engrossing hobby this weekend to forget what you witnessed here). Thankyou ❤️❤️❤️
2021-06-25 08:11:11 +0000 UTC View Post
In the video here I did a proper little cheeky flash but my phone didn’t save it 🥲 (I swear this is the last time I will whine about my phone okay I promise promise promise; I swear I do have other things other than the untold misery of videos not saving cos of bad storage on my mind! 🤣)
2021-06-24 08:07:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Caught the sun on my cheeks yesterday 😬 how has everyone else been dating in this wild English UV-athon? I have not 🙃 (Thankyou Alex for the lovely bodysuit! 💕) [EDIT - (as I’m finally learning how to use this site! 😅 it’s “DEALING” not “dating” ugh! Surely too hot for that 😂)
2021-06-23 08:03:30 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m out of the workshop and outside in the land of the living and now I don’t know what to do. Oh man I couldn’t take pics of the shirts I wanted you to choose cos my phone storage got full again! 😭 I went with lobsters… I hope it is sufficiently terrible 😂🦞
2021-06-22 20:34:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m going to be leaving the house today after I finish a couple pewter orders but I may need your joint expertise in choosing an awful satin shirt for me again! I’ll nag you all later 😜 Thankyou in advance 💖
2021-06-22 08:07:33 +0000 UTC View Post
First pic: before you telling me you will help me put up the ceiling in the workshop. Second pic: after you telling me you will help me put up the ceiling in the workshop. (Not uploaded third pic: after you telling me you will put up the ceiling in the workshop whilst I merely watch and snack)
2021-06-21 08:04:52 +0000 UTC View Post
I have a feeling I’m spamming you with too many pics 😂 nevertheless- bask your eyes upon my pride and joy! The cordless champion of easy circle-cutting! 🤩 look me in the eyes and tell me it isn’t beautiful!
2021-06-20 08:05:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey my name is Mel and when I measure an order before cutting it- I measure it twice, then cut it. Then I measure it again, and magically, it is 3cm out 🙃 I used to class myself as one of those “cut first measure later” people but actually I have a worse habit- I measure, get my numbers muddled up, then ruin everything 😂 I refuse to believe I’m alone in that here? 😅
2021-06-19 08:05:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Aw I forgot to show you my cute little yellow satin top (and not even wearing that purple bra! As you can tell 👀)
2021-06-18 15:03:17 +0000 UTC View Post
