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I hope you’re in the mood for some very very amateur messy b..

I hope you’re in the mood for some very very amateur messy bedroom shots! 🌻

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Today’s tights are fishnets! You must kiss the pattern going..

Today’s tights are fishnets! You must kiss the pattern going up my legs on every single little diamond (don’t miss one) before I show you what I’m wearing underneath! 😇

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The sun caught my cheeksies! 🌞 dangin’ UV! Check out my mesh..

The sun caught my cheeksies! 🌞 dangin’ UV! Check out my mesh flock ❤️ heart suspender belt 😍 (scroll right to video!).

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Sporting some boxers today. I’m not leaving the house so jus..

Sporting some boxers today. I’m not leaving the house so just gonna laze about in them! 😋 my collection of men’s boxers is growing almost as long as my “girly” lingerie! Lads; these are soooo comfy?!

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Care to join me? I absolutely did not last long in here! Dr..

Care to join me? I absolutely did not last long in here! Dry heat is my arch nemesis! How do you guys who use these cope?! I quite like steam rooms though; ‘cos if you breathe really hard in it you can see all the steam move away from you- like an inverted dragon breath! 🐉

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Happy popper-bodysuit Friday! Gonna get changed (into what c..

Happy popper-bodysuit Friday! Gonna get changed (into what colour lingerie? 🤔) and nip down the workshop! I hope I get caught in there when this alleged thunderstorm comes 🤩

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Buckle-up for today’s unnecessarily long video (Part 1 of ??..

Buckle-up for today’s unnecessarily long video (Part 1 of ??) where I once again don’t know what I’m doing 😎 although, it is FEATURING THE EVASIVE RULER!! 🤩😭🥳 Gummy bears are still setting in the fridge- I’ll find out how they are for sure once I get back from workies today! Then weigh them up and pop them in little baggies, then up onto my little site ready for their new homes 😄

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Holding in my pipi when I was washing in the shower until AF..

Holding in my pipi when I was washing in the shower until AFTER I had showered, to do this, was very testing to both my patience and muscle abilities! 😂

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Not pictured here is my quite inconsolable fear when yet ano..

Not pictured here is my quite inconsolable fear when yet another one of my hanging glass prisms fell off the ceiling by the window, knocking my long neck dinosaur plantpot out and then clanging off the radiator with a horrifying echo; yet somehow the prism didn’t smash! My sense of safety certainly did though; bloody hell 😭

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Which ones?! 😄

Which ones?! 😄

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My face looks sad but actually I am thinking about how these..

My face looks sad but actually I am thinking about how these golden nectar gummy bears will turn out! I’ll update you with a picture soon! 😂

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Another piece of lingerie I’m parting with to salvage my kna..

Another piece of lingerie I’m parting with to salvage my knackered wardrobe situation! My velvet leopard bodysuit 🐆 I do believe some of you get more enjoyment out of my things than I do! 😂

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Oral TLC is a serious game. (I swear this isn’t the only shi..

Oral TLC is a serious game. (I swear this isn’t the only shirt I own!)

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This thong is non-existent! It’s like if someone tried to cu..

This thong is non-existent! It’s like if someone tried to cut out the outline of a chandelier, on rice paper, then got it wet.

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Because if I didn’t pull it down, you wouldn’t be able to se..

Because if I didn’t pull it down, you wouldn’t be able to see anything, obviously! 👀

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Is this the prettiest bra and panty set though 😭 The conveni..

Is this the prettiest bra and panty set though 😭 The convenient slot cut out of the panties would be very useful, I’m sure!

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Satin succumbing to gravity: a visual memoir.

Satin succumbing to gravity: a visual memoir.

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I’ve popped this satin nightie set onto my webstore because ..

I’ve popped this satin nightie set onto my webstore because today my lingerie & nightwear irreparably collapsed and I think some pieces may find a better home than mine 😅 naturally, I wear this set without any lingerie underneath 😋

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I’m too warm to feign subtlety today 😂

I’m too warm to feign subtlety today 😂

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This is my Columbo “just one more thing” finger. ☝🏻

This is my Columbo “just one more thing” finger. ☝🏻

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Remotely treat to some nourished hair today! Thankyou 🤩🤩🤩 I ..

Remotely treat to some nourished hair today! Thankyou 🤩🤩🤩 I just paid £155 to look exactly like 80s David Coverdale today 🤣 I’m in my element!

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My little flower pots! 🌼🌼 hahaha!

My little flower pots! 🌼🌼 hahaha!

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I wanna occupy my hands by measuring you up! ❤️

I wanna occupy my hands by measuring you up! ❤️

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A (very) small dose of boobs and white lace today 🤍

A (very) small dose of boobs and white lace today 🤍

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Are you coming?

Are you coming?

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For someone with a disgracefully vast collection of lingerie..

For someone with a disgracefully vast collection of lingerie, I don’t half love taking it off more than I like putting it on. I’m proper getting jealous over watching Lush 3 vibrator videos today like! 😭

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I am starved of feet attention! If only I could stick my foo..

I am starved of feet attention! If only I could stick my foot physically through the lens and through your screen for you to touch them. Touuuchh themmmm 🤣

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I am forlorn because apparently this is not a suitable outdo..

I am forlorn because apparently this is not a suitable outdoor dress.

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So yesterday a lovely certain someone treat me to some (remo..

So yesterday a lovely certain someone treat me to some (remote) jewellery shopping and I feel so decadent. (If not a little bit bratty?! 😅) my little jewellery collection is growing! 🤩 I have only just recovered from how hot it was yesterday wearing a red PVC leatherette high-waisted pencil skirt with 80denier tights, and now alas, it is even hotter today 🥲

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This body suit leaves so little to the imagination I reckon ..

This body suit leaves so little to the imagination I reckon that when I take it off, you will see less! In a bit of a change of subject though- has anyone ever used one of those “Lovense Lush 3” things before? 👀 those vibrators you can apparently have “anyone anywhere in the world” remotely access and, basically, command an orgasm out of you by controlling its vibrations through a phone or PC app? Just asking… for a friend, ofcourse 🤭 They’re really expensive (like £159 expensive!) so I wanna hear from anyone who has bared witness to how well they work? 😇

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