I hope you’re in the mood for some very very amateur messy b..

I hope you’re in the mood for some very very amateur messy bedroom shots! 🌻
2021-08-11 08:02:37 +0000 UTC View PostI hope you’re in the mood for some very very amateur messy bedroom shots! 🌻
2021-08-11 08:02:37 +0000 UTC View PostToday’s tights are fishnets! You must kiss the pattern going up my legs on every single little diamond (don’t miss one) before I show you what I’m wearing underneath! 😇
2021-08-10 08:03:56 +0000 UTC View PostThe sun caught my cheeksies! 🌞 dangin’ UV! Check out my mesh flock ❤️ heart suspender belt 😍 (scroll right to video!).
2021-08-09 08:04:15 +0000 UTC View PostSporting some boxers today. I’m not leaving the house so just gonna laze about in them! 😋 my collection of men’s boxers is growing almost as long as my “girly” lingerie! Lads; these are soooo comfy?!
2021-08-08 08:05:44 +0000 UTC View PostCare to join me? I absolutely did not last long in here! Dry heat is my arch nemesis! How do you guys who use these cope?! I quite like steam rooms though; ‘cos if you breathe really hard in it you can see all the steam move away from you- like an inverted dragon breath! 🐉
2021-08-07 08:07:50 +0000 UTC View PostHappy popper-bodysuit Friday! Gonna get changed (into what colour lingerie? 🤔) and nip down the workshop! I hope I get caught in there when this alleged thunderstorm comes 🤩
2021-08-06 08:07:29 +0000 UTC View PostBuckle-up for today’s unnecessarily long video (Part 1 of ??) where I once again don’t know what I’m doing 😎 although, it is FEATURING THE EVASIVE RULER!! 🤩😭🥳 Gummy bears are still setting in the fridge- I’ll find out how they are for sure once I get back from workies today! Then weigh them up and pop them in little baggies, then up onto my little site ready for their new homes 😄
2021-08-05 08:07:19 +0000 UTC View PostHolding in my pipi when I was washing in the shower until AFTER I had showered, to do this, was very testing to both my patience and muscle abilities! 😂
2021-08-04 11:53:34 +0000 UTC View PostNot pictured here is my quite inconsolable fear when yet another one of my hanging glass prisms fell off the ceiling by the window, knocking my long neck dinosaur plantpot out and then clanging off the radiator with a horrifying echo; yet somehow the prism didn’t smash! My sense of safety certainly did though; bloody hell 😭
2021-08-04 08:03:49 +0000 UTC View PostMy face looks sad but actually I am thinking about how these golden nectar gummy bears will turn out! I’ll update you with a picture soon! 😂
2021-08-03 08:02:37 +0000 UTC View PostAnother piece of lingerie I’m parting with to salvage my knackered wardrobe situation! My velvet leopard bodysuit 🐆 I do believe some of you get more enjoyment out of my things than I do! 😂
2021-08-02 08:01:30 +0000 UTC View PostOral TLC is a serious game. (I swear this isn’t the only shirt I own!)
2021-08-01 08:01:21 +0000 UTC View PostThis thong is non-existent! It’s like if someone tried to cut out the outline of a chandelier, on rice paper, then got it wet.
2021-07-31 08:03:02 +0000 UTC View PostBecause if I didn’t pull it down, you wouldn’t be able to see anything, obviously! 👀
2021-07-30 08:03:06 +0000 UTC View PostIs this the prettiest bra and panty set though 😭 The convenient slot cut out of the panties would be very useful, I’m sure!
2021-07-29 08:01:37 +0000 UTC View PostSatin succumbing to gravity: a visual memoir.
2021-07-28 08:03:30 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve popped this satin nightie set onto my webstore because today my lingerie & nightwear irreparably collapsed and I think some pieces may find a better home than mine 😅 naturally, I wear this set without any lingerie underneath 😋
2021-07-27 08:04:08 +0000 UTC View PostI’m too warm to feign subtlety today 😂
2021-07-26 08:03:25 +0000 UTC View PostThis is my Columbo “just one more thing” finger. ☝🏻
2021-07-25 08:03:54 +0000 UTC View PostRemotely treat to some nourished hair today! Thankyou 🤩🤩🤩 I just paid £155 to look exactly like 80s David Coverdale today 🤣 I’m in my element!
2021-07-24 19:59:05 +0000 UTC View PostMy little flower pots! 🌼🌼 hahaha!
2021-07-24 08:03:29 +0000 UTC View PostI wanna occupy my hands by measuring you up! ❤️
2021-07-23 08:01:34 +0000 UTC View PostA (very) small dose of boobs and white lace today 🤍
2021-07-22 08:02:48 +0000 UTC View PostFor someone with a disgracefully vast collection of lingerie, I don’t half love taking it off more than I like putting it on. I’m proper getting jealous over watching Lush 3 vibrator videos today like! 😭
2021-07-20 08:04:45 +0000 UTC View PostI am starved of feet attention! If only I could stick my foot physically through the lens and through your screen for you to touch them. Touuuchh themmmm 🤣
2021-07-19 08:02:52 +0000 UTC View PostI am forlorn because apparently this is not a suitable outdoor dress.
2021-07-18 08:04:26 +0000 UTC View PostSo yesterday a lovely certain someone treat me to some (remote) jewellery shopping and I feel so decadent. (If not a little bit bratty?! 😅) my little jewellery collection is growing! 🤩 I have only just recovered from how hot it was yesterday wearing a red PVC leatherette high-waisted pencil skirt with 80denier tights, and now alas, it is even hotter today 🥲
2021-07-17 08:02:54 +0000 UTC View PostThis body suit leaves so little to the imagination I reckon that when I take it off, you will see less! In a bit of a change of subject though- has anyone ever used one of those “Lovense Lush 3” things before? 👀 those vibrators you can apparently have “anyone anywhere in the world” remotely access and, basically, command an orgasm out of you by controlling its vibrations through a phone or PC app? Just asking… for a friend, ofcourse 🤭 They’re really expensive (like £159 expensive!) so I wanna hear from anyone who has bared witness to how well they work? 😇
2021-07-16 08:11:18 +0000 UTC View Post