I’m starting to theorise they need some fertiliser on them to make them grow. Any gardeners willing to donate a few drops? 🤔
2021-09-04 08:04:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Nobody would ever guess I have a Lush 3 inside of me! 😜 just innocently waiting to be remotely hammered! 😂
2021-09-02 23:05:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you like my white lace pair? 😇
2021-09-02 08:06:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Allegedly scrubbed-up! This dress is very short, so plenty bending over, thanks!
2021-09-01 18:03:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! Happy September 1st… I’m shattered already 😂 I’ll be scrubbed-up and rearing to go… later 😅
2021-09-01 08:05:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Is it just me or did August fly by exceptionally fast?! Well, the months may fly by but my attachment to this bodysuit never will! Heh! Although, it’s never featured in a video 🤔 What do you reckon I ought to do in it to rectify that? 😄
2021-08-31 08:04:25 +0000 UTC View Post
If you recognise these cushions… ehm, you have seen too much of me… 😂 possibly, all of me! - where’s that squirting emoji?!
2021-08-30 08:02:33 +0000 UTC View PostI thought this was just a photo of me tryna pose with the fox 🦊
2021-08-29 19:12:20 +0000 UTC View PostI am still in one piece and here is my proof! I can’t show you my super soft panties and a little minor readjustment if I wasn’t, can I? nope nope nope! What do you think of them? 😇
2021-08-29 08:02:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Trying to look presentable this morning. I’ve got my lucky brown leather skirt on! I’m going to a BBQ at a graveyard later on today- I need some luck because I’ll be driving there and, still, I panic 😬
2021-08-28 08:02:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a girl trashing her own room, nothing to see here! Happy Friday to everybody dressed and undressed! You might need to grab my ankles and pull me off the bed to get me to be more productive than I’m being right now 😬
2021-08-27 08:04:25 +0000 UTC View Post
My satin nightwear is venturing into France! 😄🇫🇷
2021-08-26 08:02:26 +0000 UTC View Post
🤩 an ace ace ace ace day today! Although; I’ve given myself a case of the ouchie toes and so I’m hobbling around at snails-pace with actual masks wedged into my boots because muggins here forgot to wear socks over her tights in boots I’ve never worn 🥲 ouch! So, I had a shoot with a mint photographer (I don’t think I broke the lens so nerrrr 😝) Also, I have been given a maths book to help this dyscalculia-suspected girl out with uni 😭🧡
2021-08-25 19:29:19 +0000 UTC View Post
I call this Patsy shirt “The Smiles’ Scarcely Dressed” shirt! 😎 I think I had best pop a bra on before I head to town today? 👀
2021-08-25 08:06:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Aw man I had an early night last night as every night for the past, week? Maybe? I’ve been wrapping my head around some awful polynomials or whatever they’re called- or “Unnecessarily daft maths” and wearing my little brain out! Sorry guys! Back on track today abs will harass you in messages shortly 😎 ha! Covering myself up in some Tangerine Dream shrouds today! Harnessing the electronic citrus power today while I… 🥁🥁🥁 repaint kitchen cupboards. Livin’ the high life, guys! 😎
2021-08-24 08:04:03 +0000 UTC View PostJust an innocent rearrangement video 😇
2021-08-23 08:06:05 +0000 UTC View Post
🧐 I’m gonna have to start posting out free monocles with every pair of panties for you at this rate so you can see them! 😂
2021-08-22 08:03:37 +0000 UTC View PostMaths studying has absolutely fried my brain tonight but check out my sassy shorts ✨
2021-08-21 19:18:09 +0000 UTC View PostAbsolutely knackered (if the hair didn’t make that obvious)! Last night I read that OF were apparently gonna stop allowing explicit stuff- naturally, I panicked abs went into full rabbit-hole mode. It turns out that it is all just some odd lie that even OnlyFans don’t understand why it started- they’re only restricting stuff that was already not allowed anyway? So, private custom videos are safe guys! No more panicking 😂 maybe that’s why I’m so shattered?! 😅
2021-08-21 08:05:51 +0000 UTC View Post
I haven’t strutted about in lingerie “properly” in a while so I figured I would- although, is this classed as me wearing lingerie? Or just naked with half of a bra on? 🤔
2021-08-20 08:05:50 +0000 UTC View PostTelescope is still in the living room while I tinker with it. I was super bright and tried to level out the two mirrors without using the collimator 😎 naturally, I’ve made life much more difficult. So here’s my little chilly boobs; I’m hoping they distract you a little from my stupidity 😂
2021-08-19 08:04:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a flashin’ in one of my favourite bras! It’s basically non-existent. Like my dignity 😎 It’s starting to get cold again already ☹️ Is it just me, or does it feel like Winter is zooming in all over our fun super fast?!
2021-08-18 08:06:27 +0000 UTC View Post
These tights are all the way over in Canada now! Wew!
2021-08-17 08:06:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone help me shift this! I think it might be heavier than me 😭
2021-08-16 08:11:09 +0000 UTC View Post
On my way to York today to pick up a delicious-looking telescope today! 😍 I’ll be taking it to Kielder and Dundee and wherever else I can get to that might grant me some clear skies! I’m so excited 😭 in celebration I have on my little solar system bracelet- not that you can particularly make it out in these photos huh! 😅 When I have it in my mitts I’ll show you the one that I currently have, for you to compare 😂
2021-08-15 08:04:29 +0000 UTC View PostAt the rate my tool stash is growing I’m really gonna struggle to find excuses for my poor craftsmanship huh! 🤣
2021-08-14 10:48:35 +0000 UTC View Post
To match my ✨ brand new ✨ bruises it’s another day of the purple spectrum! Not pictured at the moment is a brand new cordless planer to help me even out the wood I cut (or more specifically, gnaw into with the saw table!) when trying to precariously balance 2m lengths into it (with fear in my eyes) 😂 Thankyou so much! ❤️ I think the next picture with it has a 50% chance that I have no fingers 🥕
2021-08-14 08:08:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I was gonna delete this pic because not only is it really grainy (is it too early in the day for me to whinge about my phone again?) but I didn’t even brush my hair properly and I hurt my shin so this is my “ouchie pain smile” face 😂 Then I remembered that, from time to time, it’s sometimes nice to be reminded that you’re not the only dafty clumsily navigating things- be it inanimate objects or even life in general- so I hope this pic of me crippling myself but laughing about it anyway can be your daily reminder to be gentle on yourself- and especially your legs. If you move a short coffee table to sit on in the middle of a room- put it back before you forget it’s there 🥲
2021-08-13 08:05:45 +0000 UTC View Post
