Back in here again but this time delightfully co-ordinated! Lotsa pink 😝 🌸 Guys, please check out my “F” account… it’s in yesterday morning’s post, please 😘
2021-12-02 09:05:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Morning everyone! Here is my sad (or moody-pouty) face because: Last night I got a warning for making some videos that “breach acceptable use for creators” 🙄 and they deleted a few things I’d sent out and posted. So, you may see some videos have disappeared from our chat. Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase email me, using the one found on my panty site, about it and I’ll fix it ❤️ I’ve also made a backup “F” account which I’ll be using exactly the same as on here, but with those extras back! You can follow for free on there or I can give you some free monthly trial thing if you did decide you wanted to switch over at all ❤️ for the record, I’m keeping both accounts; so it’s your choice! ❤️ This link has the updated extra site on! https://linktr.ee/Melspanties
2021-12-01 10:01:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Pushing my luck with the last of the gas in the heater being naked in here, like! Heh 😝 you know what’s just occurred to me? I haven’t ever been asked to make a play video here in the shed! Do you not like my building efforts?! 🤣💔
2021-11-30 09:05:13 +0000 UTC View Post
I’ll never be able to wear any other tights since these! But more importantly… hurricane Arwen huh 🙃 is everyone okay? My mam rang me this morning to say it had killed a golden tree they’d been growing for 4 x 365 days (bloody OF restricted words 🤣) in their garden, and their fence, and my dad’s fountain he built 😭
2021-11-28 09:04:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Did I say yesterday it was too cold? Heh 😝 that heater works a treat! Someone to soap my dusty feet? 🥺
2021-11-26 09:12:46 +0000 UTC View PostNot captured - my router drifting on the first plank and ruining it 😭 gonna need a very steady hand to plane that out! Aaaaaargh!
2021-11-25 15:39:47 +0000 UTC View PostHere’s a video nobody asked for 😎 I’m quite sad it might be too chilly to work in here in my skivvies for a while! Not wearing much clothes when doing this proper reduces how much dust I drag into the house and I don’t have to wash any sawdust out of clothes! I maintain that lingerie + DIY = very practical! I’d like to see all contractors and builders and handymen adopt this approach! 😂
2021-11-25 09:09:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Don’t let the fact I’m outside half-dressed in a see-through set with some sunlight up against me fool you… it is absolutely freezing and thank god for my thigh fat reserves keeping me right this Winter! 🤣 Oh guess what happened to me today. I got the results back from my science assignment expecting to get maybe around 70% maximum because I rushed it (thinking about how awful maths was the whole time) and I got 96% 😭 I cried like a baby, I am so confused how I got that mark 😭 what is happening 😭
2021-11-24 09:06:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Drilling more hanger poles up… so far, this is my only solution to the surplus lingerie I have! Aaaah!
2021-11-23 19:23:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Posting out some goodies this morning but first I have to make a few serving boards and try to conquer the CNC machine that I *kiiiiiiinda* got the hang of (I’m being very very generous with my capabilities there…) then abandoned because I still can’t find the software for the milling side of it! Luckily and surprisingly, the laser side of it is actually alright to use. 😅 Then later… an appointment to be laid down on a table, naked from the waist down, legs akimbo, pink 🌸 mercilessly exposed, whilst I get fired at with lasers 🤣 please tell me you don’t have such a vulnerable afternoon?!
2021-11-22 09:06:49 +0000 UTC View Post
A good start to the morning with a lolly for breakfast… 😜 I’m sure I needn’t say more of what this means! Heh! A very sticky strawberry morning before a little ride up to Glasgow in the afternoon! ❤️
2021-11-20 09:07:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Having a sit. I love this place. So aesthetic! (The place, that is! 🤣) I feel like I should ask this here but… any idea why the previous owner of my home would silicone-sealant up the air brick things outside? 😵💫😅 genuine question! I’m not savvy with buildery things!
2021-11-18 09:03:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Did anyone find out if you can have calculus-understanding successfully inseminated? Come, share the DNA, please!
2021-11-16 08:59:45 +0000 UTC View Post
A tiny celebration of saying heck you to dyscalculia with my maths assignment mark 😭 with my mam and dad! (By they way, they weren’t in the room when I took these dressed like this! 🤣) 10:02 EDIT - I would like to add at this point I have just smashed my black “vailed” Norman whisky glass!!! 😭 it’s only the second time I’ve drank from it! I was holding it, opened a cupboard with one hand and nearly dropped it but apparently to catch it, I proceeded to try to wedge it between the cupboard door and my hand- very fast and hard 😭😂 (don’t ever let me handle nice things)
2021-11-14 09:02:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Just struttin’ about as though it doesn’t already feel like Winter is balls-deep in the U.K.! 🤣 What would you guess I did about an hour before I took this?
2021-11-12 09:02:31 +0000 UTC View Post
I am completely unable to concentrate on uni work at the moment because it’s just so cold in here! The heating is on, but the insulation in these old Newcastle houses is shocking 🥶 I have even tried: jumping jacks, putting my face in the oven (honestly), and I’ve even played twice in hopes it would warm me up… which it did, for maybe 5 mins maximum each time, because I’m a fast and greedy climaxer 🤣 I’ve got a shirt on, fluffy socks, a jumper, and a robe! It’s not even Winter yet! On the plus side though, I get to use the most daftest-looking pencil case when I’m doing uni work… they couldn’t even be bothered to put ACTUAL plastic googly eyes on it… just a picture of them 🤣
2021-11-11 13:25:46 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m definitely going to have to start putting the heater on down here now! Though I’m grateful for how humid today feels, it’s like a blankie of warm(ish) air! I’ve started getting quite a few woodwork orders in for the whisky trays and things recently which I’m working on today; are people buying Christmas presents earlier this year or am I just lucky right now? If you don’t hear back from me I got lost in a cloud of oak dust xoxox 😂
2021-11-10 09:06:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Obviously, the idea of having a slow-cooked pumpkin and mushroom soup later on would have apparently been just too much for me to handle; I picked a fight with physics and have managed to smash my slow-cooker 🥲 now I have to decant all my prepped veg somewhere whilst I try to find another one 🙃 I am numb with devastation… I was really looking forward to that soup!!! 😭
2021-11-08 13:07:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Guys I… by what could only be described as a miracle… I somehow got 90% in my maths assignment 😭 I almost certainly do have dyscalculia so numbers are hellish to me (in fact my assessment for that is today at 4:10; wish my luck I don’t get finding the building! (that’s a major tell-tale symptom, apparently! 😂)) - so I’m just absolutely astonished - I sincerely didn’t expect anything more than like, 30%! 90%! Yes, I cried, okay 🙄🤣 Anyway… here’s a pic of me happy after having pe.ed on video… it sums up my glee right now!
2021-11-08 09:06:17 +0000 UTC View Post
This was a bit of a sticky morning video 🍭 I am now enlightened to the realm of pussypops 😝 what a breakfast!
2021-11-06 09:07:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I can see I can see I can see I can see 😭😭😭 First sight was: Two utter radgie builder’s arses up the top of some scaffolding right opposite the shop- of which I will have been ignorant of prior to my new gift of sight. 😂 really made me wonder if Monet’s idea of detail is in fact preferable afterall! What do you think? Just some speccy with bad hair or … just some girl with bad hair but fashionista glasses? 🤣
2021-11-05 20:11:25 +0000 UTC View PostI’m collecting my glasses today and for the first time since getting my little car, I’ll be able to see 😭❤️ I seem miserable because of the cold but I assure you I am as happy as a clam 😄
2021-11-05 14:06:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Day two of animal satin! This time with a bra because I kinda wanted to upload something to Instagram… but I think even with a bra on they’ll delete my post anyway 🥲 they love to do that when I’m more clothed even than usual!
2021-11-04 09:04:54 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m heading back home now but I wanted to show you what is the most risqué piece of normal clothing that I learned I own tonight. I’m really really really relieved I bothered to put a bra on as I usually don’t (especially in satin- gotta rep. those 90s nips poking through! 😄) . Holy moly. So much nip-slip to have been had! Once I’m back it’s a night in in the bath and seeing what you deviants have been upto in messages 😝
2021-11-03 19:12:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, my eyes are up here! ☝🏻 Train pic!! 🚝 On the train back to Newcastle now! That was a very welcome little jaunt away 🥰 hometime for me; then strip, shower and see what’s crackalackin with messages… Thankyou for being so patient with the rubbish wifi I’ve had for the past 2 days! More patient than me! I get so twitchy off I can’t load animal videos on command! 😂
2021-11-02 16:11:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! Happy 1st November! 🪲 I’m going to have a peruse for some breakfast (although I don’t usually have breakfast, but heck, I’m on my holiday!) then I plan to go to one of those cat cafes you may have seen out and about 😄 I need that dopamine hit of giving muuuuch love and attention 🤩 This is how utterly rough I look today… jeez! You probably guessed that I was very much a party girl last night by staying in the hotel room and finishing my maths assignment! It’s written up in my notebook ready to copy down in a more readable way and scan then submit tomorrow once I’m back in sunny ol’ Newcastle!… 😭 so close to getting this out the way now! What I need right now is an espresso so I can pretend I don’t look like I spent last night in a cargo hood container on a rocky ship 🙃
2021-11-01 09:05:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Late in posting today! ❤️ I’m in Edinburgh for Halloween! Woop woop! I went out with my new red lace bodysuit (also missing a strategic area of fabric, like that green one a few days ago!) but it wasn’t too breezy as I also had tights on. Otherwise I may have caught frostbite in a few areas! Had an Ardbeg ice cream and went to the gallery. So many gorgeous oil paintings; but I especially loved the utter muted carnage of this one! 😄 The signal here is awwwwwwwful I’m so sorry! I am periodically leaving my phone open trying to load my messages; please bear with me! Im now finally back at the hotel and about to tuck into some more uni work 🤣 oh the high life! What’ve you been up to for Halloween? Being spooky or being nookie? 😅 (I’ll see myself out.)
2021-10-31 20:22:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning ❤️❤️❤️ I am sooo sleepy today! It was one of those wild sleeps where you are both shattered and restless! On the plus side, I think I might get my science assignment in on-time before I nip away to Edinburgh for a few days! That’ll be a weight off my mind! For me, it’s play (ha), write up a list of what to pack (I’m a light packer but always will forget something important!), make a few oak whisky-tasting trays and a pewter pendant then eeeeeeat! I haven’t eaten since 1 yesterday! Feeed me! 😝 What’s your plan of action today? Lazing about I hope 😄❤️ Ah-ha, also! These tights (strategically ripped and worn and conveniently saturated from being used in a cheeky video) are up on my site if anyone wants them… I WILL wear them again a few last times if my skirt is long enough 😇
2021-10-30 08:04:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I have been bought a forest green lace bodysuit from a Victoria’s Secret! 🤩 It seems to be missing a small amount of fabric, though 🤔 can you tell where?! I FINALLY have a dyscalculia test booked in next Monday! FINALLY! I may soon have a totally valid reason for getting lost so so easily out and about outside despite maybe seeing the same routes and areas dozens and dozens of times! I always thought I was just a bit… daft; nice to know there’s a reason behind my perpetual lost-ness 😂 I may love pigeons but I certainly couldn’t click with any homing pigeons, apparently.
2021-10-28 07:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
BEHOLD the area in which I (accidentally) end the lives of innocent greenery 🌱🪴 I’m a sleepy chlorophyll-killer this morning because last night I finally ventured outdoors (I know right?!) and watched the new Dune film! I went in blind; I’ve never read the books and I’ve never seen the David Lynch version- I really enjoyed it though and I hope that they do make the second part! 🤞🏻 What do you reckon with my new bright yellow suspender set? I missed out on buying the bra before they sold out… hmph! 🙇🏼♀️ It’ll just have to be my go-to dedicated topless floozy set! PS- anyone able to guess what that little DIY acrylic painting is, the one that is peeping over my shoulder there just under the black speaker, I’ll send you a juicily-intimate pic if you get it right what it is! Unlimited guesses in the comments! 😝 heh!
2021-10-26 08:05:26 +0000 UTC View Post