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I’m losing my heck with Python programming I think I’m going..

I’m losing my heck with Python programming I think I’m going to cry but on the plus side I have that film about the Viking revenge booked for 2 today as it’s now exactly one week until my birthday; and I may fantasise about casting whoever invented Python programming into the sea 😎 (programming is not my forte can you tell)

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Happy Easter, you lovely thing! 🐰 whatcha dooooin’? This is ..

Happy Easter, you lovely thing! 🐰 whatcha dooooin’? This is what I’ll be wearing when I go foraging for reduced chocolate eggs later in the shops… 😂 I’ve been quite reserved lately as, it’s just dawned on me the horror that I have accidentally skipped some uni work (I didn’t realise it was there to do and went on to some planetary science instead and have been wrapped up in the fun-and-frustration of that!) and my deadline to have some wild Python coding submitted is TONIGHT and I’ve not even had a chance to look at it oh my goodness 🥲 I am in full HECK mode! Easter Sunday? More like Easter SunCRAY(zy) 😬

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This is how I’m gonna sit on the train when coming back from..

This is how I’m gonna sit on the train when coming back from Edinburgh today 😎 I’m only in Edinburgh for the day; I wanna go to the cat cafe! 😄 anyone know anywhere for me to peruse whilst I’m here?

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Today’s mini strip / try-on video! I’ll pop this bodysuit up..

Today’s mini strip / try-on video! I’ll pop this bodysuit up tomorrow onto my little panty site (robot vacuum is a naughty boy!) I like doing try-ons for you 🥺 I like to pretend I’m being treated to whatever the piece is 😅

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✨DOGWITCH✨

✨DOGWITCH✨

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Hi, and welcome to my new hip flexibility channel! I will be..

Hi, and welcome to my new hip flexibility channel! I will be wearing skimpy bodysuits and presenting you my precarious positions you could definitely take advantage of me in 😂

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Happy Saturday! 🌻 I came back from Glasgow yesterday after s..

Happy Saturday! 🌻 I came back from Glasgow yesterday after seeing suuuuuch a relaxing performance from Dead Can Dance; I was too hot so I couldn’t sleep (I couldn’t wrap my head around the thermostat 😅 it was honestly so hot I couldn’t even play!) so I’m feeling like today is a dormouse day today, I’m going to sleep lots and have a well-earned play on video later 😂 So, here’s me pretending to have mates to call! Not even my imaginary friends picked-up 🥲

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Rushing about this morning as I’m off to Glasgow in a couple..

Rushing about this morning as I’m off to Glasgow in a couple of hours! Dang, who is this who is actually leaving the house twice in a fortnight?! 😂 actually- I EVEN left the house yesterday, too! (Can you tell I’ve finished Elden Ring and don’t know what to do with myself now? 🥲) Please recommend places in Glasgow for me! I’m there two days; I already have The Pot Still on my radar, as is tradition 😄

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Aaaah I’ve slept in! I didn’t mean to! Noo! 😅 it’s another s..

Aaaah I’ve slept in! I didn’t mean to! Noo! 😅 it’s another super sunny morning here but deceptive on the temperature size! I don’t think I’ll be going anywhere to make use of it anyway; last night I had a very last minute photoshoot dressed up in the *most* see-through lingerie I’ve ever worn in public yet 😂 and my feet absolutely ache from it! I can barely walk! I don’t know when I’ll get the photos but I’ll show you them as soon as I do 😝

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Small boobs and me talking to myself 😎 the worst start to yo..

Small boobs and me talking to myself 😎 the worst start to your Sunday!

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If you’re gonna interrupt a girl with her first espresso of ..

If you’re gonna interrupt a girl with her first espresso of the day, you’re gonna need to see to this to make up for it. 🥛

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I don’t think I have slept so well in so long! Nor as quickl..

I don’t think I have slept so well in so long! Nor as quickly! I swear I fell asleep last night within two seconds of my mad curly-haired head touching the pillow. Do you like my new purple set? There’s a very strategic hook and eye at the back, all in favour of some fuss-free access 🤭 I’m in desperate need of my bodysuits to go to such use! 😝

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What an atmospheric night last night 🤩 Ruins of Beverast bri..

What an atmospheric night last night 🤩 Ruins of Beverast bringing the heavy ambience 😍 (I have officially survived the never-ending streets of London!)

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I had completely forgotten it was all booked up until just a..

I had completely forgotten it was all booked up until just a few days ago but I’m off to London (moi, getting out the house?! Noooo!) to see some moody bands play! I get lost in Newcastle, so please pray for my safe return in north getting lost on the streets of London that I rootin’ tootin’ swear all look the same! 😅 I wanna wear this green jacket but alas, it’s falling apart (the woes of pleather!); I don’t suppose anyone wants a green jacket for some odd DIY crafts things 😅 I feel weird binning it but it is just annihilating itself! 😂

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Guess who got published in two magazines! 🥺 (there mustn’t h..

Guess who got published in two magazines! 🥺 (there mustn’t have been very many entry’s, ey?! 🤣) Aw guys in a somewhat unrelated outburst, I’ve bought you the most prettiest set ever 😍 I’m just now trying to decide where to photo it; it’s practically completely see-through, so perhaps my usual spots for stripping in public mightn’t be the best place for it to happen 😂 any Hexham or Newcastle-savvy people know any forts or ruins that *aren’t* frequented so much that I’ll be unintentionally photobombing their history selfies with my nude butt?

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What does a girl have to do to have a little privacy and str..

What does a girl have to do to have a little privacy and strip down to her bra and pants atop Hadrian’s Wall?! (Every single time I began to strip some family would appear over the horizon 🥲) Featuring- my sacred espresso (I stuffed the swiftly-empty cup into my coat and took it home, fear not fellow nature-adorers ❤️)

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I haven’t been tinkering in the workshop for weeks now so th..

I haven’t been tinkering in the workshop for weeks now so this morning I got up maaaad early (only just after sunrise!) I have put in a few more electrical sockets and starting building a new table to store my smaller (and not butt-annihilating) drill press on! So here is my celebratory “today I feel useful” nudity! ….. As I write this to you, I have a terrible feeling I’ve left the heater on in there 🥲

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Memoirs of a girl who’s spent too many brain cells obsessing..

Memoirs of a girl who’s spent too many brain cells obsessing over hadrons these past few days that she has forgotten how to get out of a bodysuit, Volume 1. (Featuring my butt scar that just won’t fade 😭)

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Just wondering what the heck I did to deserve to have to be ..

Just wondering what the heck I did to deserve to have to be writing my next assignment on quarks and pions when Elden Ring is still an amazing game and it’s sunny outside and I want to drive to get ice cream every day instead 🥲

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🐝 I don’t know, either!

🐝 I don’t know, either!

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Seeker of the perfect espresso ☕️ (And seeker of who put let..

Seeker of the perfect espresso ☕️ (And seeker of who put letters into maths so I can bonk them on the head)

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Good morning 🌻 and welcome to my number #1 refuge; Kielder! ..

Good morning 🌻 and welcome to my number #1 refuge; Kielder! I’ve only a few pewter pieces to cast today (no woodworking today!) and then it’s a chill day for me! No more lurking in Robot Wars’ basement and I’ve set an alarm on my phone to go off at 5pm today so I know when to stop Uni work. I’ve noticed I’m starting to make mistakes if I spend too long on it! What’s your Tuesday going to be spent doing, if anything? 😝 I feel that tomorrow I ought to be really really lazy- maybe eat my weight in Magnums and do rootin tootin ✨ nothing ✨!

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Me just lingering under the trapdoor waiting to be showered ..

Me just lingering under the trapdoor waiting to be showered with defeated Robot Wars robots 😎

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I’m all a bit behind on everything due to this upcoming scie..

I’m all a bit behind on everything due to this upcoming science assignment! I’ve just lost my last brain cell over insulation formulas 🙃 I actually know the equation for how much heat energy can pass through various thicknesses of different insulations off by heart now… how sad is that 😅 In doing so, I believe that now-departed brain cell may have houses the information of what I do next when I remove almost all my clothes and I’m on a bed. Can someone help me please?

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You know what’s underrated? Getting your feet gently played ..

You know what’s underrated? Getting your feet gently played with whilst welcoming a hand on your inner thigh. Not like I would know… 🥺

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Absolutely trashing the photo studio here like! 😂

Absolutely trashing the photo studio here like! 😂

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Scroll right for my top-tip video! 😄 I’ve just popped this ..

Scroll right for my top-tip video! 😄 I’ve just popped this bodysuit on my little store! It’s sawdust-free but not play-juice-free! 😝

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I have finally got my wood-handling mitts on this black mesh..

I have finally got my wood-handling mitts on this black mesh and rainbow set I’ve been ogling for quite some time 👀 I could be dragged around by the part that goes around my neck, like! It feels sturdy enough to pull at me like your personal luggage! 😂

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This morning is spent reading up on my new favourite animal,..

This morning is spent reading up on my new favourite animal, a binturong, because they look like every creature mashed into one- and getting very excited for the better weather! Tis almost the season for travelling around with the telescope again 🤩 today marks the day I will plonk my tent in the car for it to live there for for the rest of the year for emergency night-sky camping!

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Just when I thought I was determined to set off late this ev..

Just when I thought I was determined to set off late this evening for a (hopefully still rainy) night drive and scope out areas I can camp when things get warmer, I am gifted this PS5 remote in lure to keep me in tonight and have a no-waiting-for-the-controller-to-charge Elden Ring session! Dang! What a nice dilemma to have, though! 😅 (I was also gifted these stockings and my Agent Provocateur order arrived so everything seems quite pink and nude coloured so here’s a dang photo 😛)

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