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Someone needs to give me a reason to get out of bed this mor..

Someone needs to give me a reason to get out of bed this morning- Or a reason not to! 🄵

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Do you want to see a WAY better angle of this perfect ass in..

Do you want to see a WAY better angle of this perfect ass in this outfit? Ill even show you my tight little asshole 😈

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This outfits a little too see through to get the camera much..

This outfits a little too see through to get the camera much closer 🄵 But the VIPS are going to get a MUCH better look today! 😈 onlyfans.com/violetsvip

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The cat ears stay on during sex- VIPs got these for free, ..

The cat ears stay on during sex- VIPs got these for free, and so can you!! @violetsvip

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Bend me over and plow me into next week-

Bend me over and plow me into next week-

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This top can barely contain these perfect tits- Unlock this ..

This top can barely contain these perfect tits- Unlock this if you think I should just take them out- 😈 VIPs got these for free on the wall today- And so can you if you sign up now! @violetsvip

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Im not a morning person, but I bet you could give me a reaso..

Im not a morning person, but I bet you could give me a reason to wake up 🄵

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Good Morning! Today is an excellent day to check out all o..

Good Morning! Today is an excellent day to check out all of the spicy posts over on my VIP page 😈 Did I mention, it's 50% off? onlyfans.com/violetsvip

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This juicy ass needs a spanking- **Tip $11 on this post** ..

This juicy ass needs a spanking- **Tip $11 on this post** If you want to see what this perfect ass looks like from behind, with my panties pulled to the side 🄵

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Today, my friend warned a pedestrian about a pothole- *I g..

Today, my friend warned a pedestrian about a pothole- *I guess that makes him a trip advisor.* Make sure you're not walking while you stare these pictures- Id hate for you to trip! šŸ˜‰

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I organized a threesome last week. *There were a couple of ..

I organized a threesome last week. *There were a couple of no shows, but I did alright.* Here are some pics I took before It got started 😈

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Two eggs are taking a bath. ā€˜It’s awfully hot in here’ one e..

Two eggs are taking a bath. ā€˜It’s awfully hot in here’ one egg says. *ā€˜That’s what gets me hard’ the other egg answers.* These perfect tits will get you hard too 😈

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I'm quitting my job to sell double sided dildos- *I hear it..

I'm quitting my job to sell double sided dildos- *I hear it's a good way to make ends come together.*

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I don't drink cow milk, because I'm not a baby cow. *Howeve..

I don't drink cow milk, because I'm not a baby cow. *However I do drink almond milk, because I'm a little nutty!*

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I wanna tell you a joke about a girl who only eats plants. ..

I wanna tell you a joke about a girl who only eats plants. *You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.*

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Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the sam..

Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time… *I was shocked* You'll be shocked when you open this photoset too 😈

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What does the US military and a fart have in common? **Air ..

What does the US military and a fart have in common? **Air Force**

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My Grandma always used to say, "An apple a day keeps the doc..

My Grandma always used to say, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away. " **I don't know if that's true, or just one of Granny's myths.**

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One bird can't finish an entire bowl of Fruit Loops... **.....

One bird can't finish an entire bowl of Fruit Loops... **...but Toucan.** Most people can't see my nipples, but You can!

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I lost the bar trivia contest last night by one point. The l..

I lost the bar trivia contest last night by one point. The last question was, "Where do women have the curliest hair?" **Apparently the correct answer is, Fiji.** You wont find any curly hair on me 😈

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Do you think Jeff Bezos sleeps naked? **...or with pajamazon..

Do you think Jeff Bezos sleeps naked? **...or with pajamazon?** I prefer to sleep with nothing on 😈

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The Earth people in the background of a science fiction movi..

The Earth people in the background of a science fiction movie are **Terrestrial Extras**

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This year, my New Years resolution is to finally go to the g..

This year, my New Years resolution is to finally go to the gym... **... and cancel that membership I’m been wasting money on every month since last year.** These feet are far too perfect for the blisters that come with running shoes-

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Did you hear that NYC paid Hillary Clinton $2,000,000 as a c..

Did you hear that NYC paid Hillary Clinton $2,000,000 as a consultant for New Years Eve? *They wanted an expert on dropping the ball at the last second.* That must have been who made my dress! Look at this, 3 pictures in and my tits have completely fallen out!

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What’s a bacon lover’s favourite musical? *ā€œGrease.ā€* You ..

What’s a bacon lover’s favourite musical? *ā€œGrease.ā€* You know what else is slippery? All this spit between these perfect tits-

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King Charles III was a very good cello player when the queen..

King Charles III was a very good cello player when the queen was still in charge. *He’s an Artist formerly known as Prince.*

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My friend claims that he ā€œaccidentallyā€ glued himself to his..

My friend claims that he ā€œaccidentallyā€ glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him. *But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.*

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A blonde was visiting the zoo and reached the big cat exhibi..

A blonde was visiting the zoo and reached the big cat exhibit. "I wonder what these tigers would say if they could talk," she said to the man next to her. *He replied, "I'm pretty sure they'd say 'We are leopards.'"*

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It's 364 days until christmas. *And people already have the..

It's 364 days until christmas. *And people already have their lights up!* ***Quick, let me distract you with my titties!***

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What’s the first thing Mrs Clause did when Santa got home on..

What’s the first thing Mrs Clause did when Santa got home on Christmas morning ? *Emptied his sack.* Can I empty your sack this morning?

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