I know I've already posted this morning but I must add this....there are few simple pleasures in life better than driving down the interstate at 70 MPH with the top down at 6am blasting AC/DC " You Shook Me All Night Long". It's going to be a great day. I hope you have one too.
2021-07-14 10:35:23 +0000 UTC View PostGoing down on a woman is like eatting ribs. You either get it all over your face and fingers or you aren't doing it right. Have a great day folks....exciting news coming from me later today. Stick around.
2021-07-14 09:49:50 +0000 UTC View PostDating an OF creator is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church ... everyone looks at you in disgust but secretly wants some too.
2021-07-14 00:38:37 +0000 UTC View PostSince none of you responded to my dinner invite I headed out into the big city of Atlanta all on my own. At the 1st intersection a homeless guy asked me for money and I thought, sure, he’s probably just gonna spend it on booze and women. Then I remembered, that’s what I was gonna do, so I told him to hop in and went to the liquor store together.
2021-07-13 21:21:58 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is it when someone's girlfriend or wife gets pregnant, her friends rub her belly and say congratulations, but no one rubs a man's penis and says good job? BTW - Nobody is pregnant over here. I fixed that 24 years ago....just an observation. But it would be nice to get a rub every now and then 😉.
2021-07-13 15:15:07 +0000 UTC View PostI like Tuesday simply because it is literally the furthest from next Monday I can possibly be. I hope everyone has a good day today. Maybe go like a few posts. Maybe tip a post Make someone’s day.
2021-07-13 09:57:49 +0000 UTC View PostI can confidently say I am 220 pounds of solid muscle. And another 100 pounds of sexy squishy stuff.
2021-07-13 01:10:47 +0000 UTC View Post
@xoxopriss516 hates it when other creators copy her....but her latest post was so cool I had to steal the idea. But I'm Giving her full creative credit and I'm gonna send her a great tip. So don't just like my post go check her out.
2021-07-12 23:33:08 +0000 UTC View PostYou know why I like this platform? I helped a fellow creator with a minor grammar issue on their page and not only did she thank me she sent me a 2.42 sec video of her masturbating. When I correct Grammar in the work place people yell at me for nit-picking. We need to help each other more and send more masturbation videos. 🥰🙂🙃😉🤣 the world would be a better place.
2021-07-12 16:49:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Anytime I get frustrated with someone I look at them through the tines of a fork to remind myself that looking at people from behind bars isn't for me I'd rather look at them through my shades on the beach.
2021-07-12 15:12:41 +0000 UTC View PostI have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I'm sexy" I then wait at green lights 'til I feel better about myself.
2021-07-12 09:58:54 +0000 UTC View Post
The July Converse Contest is over and your winner of a custom pair of Chuck Taylors after 425 votes over 2 rounds is @jizagamergirl Congrats to her and to all the beautiful ladies that participated. Please go see them all and show your appreciation. @seductivecurves @xoxopriss516 @luxbellamy @dazydaisy @valkyriefreja @aybaybee0304 @qsplace @clarebear34 I think if I do an August competition it will be creators and their pets....or maybe just pets and take a break from all these naked people. 🤣 Collapse
2021-07-12 07:02:42 +0000 UTC View PostMy GF met me at the door tonight in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. 😪
2021-07-12 01:11:16 +0000 UTC View PostTo all my England fans and friends....tough break. It was a hell of a match. ⚽️⚽️ai miei amici italiani...complimenti 🏆🏆🏆
2021-07-11 22:09:53 +0000 UTC View PostHas anyone else ever checked out their reflection in the side of their car and thought "damn I would make one sexy ass little person"? Just me? 13 hrs left. Vote vote vote
2021-07-11 18:25:28 +0000 UTC View Post‘Shake It Off’ is probably my favorite urinal sing-along song. 16 hrs left ....go vote on my pinned post.
2021-07-11 15:13:11 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve heard you should do one thing that scares you each day so today I’m going to clean my bathroom. Hey....last day to vote for the beautiful ladies in my pinned post. If you have voted...tell a friend to vote.
2021-07-11 09:58:30 +0000 UTC View PostI guess I could agree with you and then we'd both be wrong. 😉
2021-07-11 08:57:43 +0000 UTC View PostI remember when BUTT LICKER was an insult....now look at you all. 😘😉
2021-07-11 02:10:22 +0000 UTC View PostThe best part about being over 50 is discovering all the new regions of your body that can support hair life. I warned you....this page isn't always sexy. 😉😘
2021-07-10 22:17:56 +0000 UTC View PostPro tip: if someone comes out of a bathroom stall sweating, do not go in that stall.
2021-07-10 15:15:40 +0000 UTC View Post212 votes in round 1. Already 160 votes in round 2 with less than 24 hrs worth of voting. You guys like 1/2 naked women in Chuck Taylors as much as I do. Get over to the pinned post and vote.
2021-07-10 12:14:02 +0000 UTC View PostThat first kiss in the morning is so special, and the dog enjoys it too.
2021-07-10 09:57:46 +0000 UTC View PostI need to check my GFs license...apparently she changed her name to Princess without telling me Hey have you voted for one of the Princess' on my pinned post?
2021-07-10 01:17:20 +0000 UTC View PostThe guy who named the "Chimichanga" should really be given more authority to name things
2021-07-09 21:51:50 +0000 UTC View PostI went to a massage parlor today and asked for a happy ending, the lady looked at me and said "The Princess kissed the Frog, and turned in to a prince and they lived hapily every after" that will be a 100 bucks thank you. FML Go to the pinned post and vote.
2021-07-09 18:24:37 +0000 UTC View PostA gynecologist notices that a new patient is nervous. While putting on the latex gloves, he asks her if she knows how they make latex gloves. The patient says no. The doctor says, "There is a plant in Mexico full of latex that people of various hand sizes dip their hands into and let them dry. She does not crack a smile, but later she laughs. The doctor says, "What's so funny?" She says, "I'm imagining how they make condoms." Hope you have a great weekend folks. I have to do a bit of traveling so I hope you hit my pinned post and vote for 1 of these beautiful ladies.
2021-07-09 11:15:05 +0000 UTC View Post
The finals are here. The numbers have changed from round 1 so please choose your favorite and help them win a great pair of Chucks. 72 hrs is all you have to vote. Let your favorites know you have voted. @jizagamergirl @seductivecurves @clarebear34 @xoxopriss516 @dazydaisy
2021-07-09 07:09:40 +0000 UTC View PostWant to play a game? Best fill in the blank wins. Baby I wanna put my ______ in your __________. Ready set go.
2021-07-09 01:49:19 +0000 UTC View Post
It's not all jokey joke and dating beautiful women and buying cars for Kevid19. Some days you just have clean the freaking house. It's not glamorous but it must be done.
2021-07-08 22:16:44 +0000 UTC View Post