I need this in my life? Where my sugar mamas at? It matches ..
I need this in my life? Where my sugar mamas at? It matches my shoes...and it's only $150,000 who has me?
2021-07-20 23:59:12 +0000 UTC View Post
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I hate Double standards When a WOMAN gets a vibrator, its se..
I hate Double standards When a WOMAN gets a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when a GUY orders a Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with a non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built-in orgasmic scream surround sound system, he is called a pervert! Fucking hypocrites!
2021-07-20 20:45:59 +0000 UTC View PostMy family lives in the US but we are originally Scottish. W..
My family lives in the US but we are originally Scottish. Wanting to feel connected with the homeland and my ancestors I own and occasionally wear Kilts. It never fails that when I do some female wants to know what I wear under my kilt. The answer is always the same... On a good day, lipstick. 😉
2021-07-20 15:12:17 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve done some terrible things for money...... Like getting ..
I’ve done some terrible things for money...... Like getting up early to go to work.
2021-07-20 09:06:13 +0000 UTC View PostA special request from a fan to "hear my accent" in a joke. ..
A special request from a fan to "hear my accent" in a joke. I hope you like it.
2021-07-19 23:44:45 +0000 UTC View PostI asked my girlfriend why she never blinked during foreplay...
I asked my girlfriend why she never blinked during foreplay. She said she didn't have time. 🤦
2021-07-19 19:35:34 +0000 UTC View PostJust found a shopping list in this cart that said, "Beer, wi..
Just found a shopping list in this cart that said, "Beer, wine, crap like that", so aparently my soul mate is still out there.
2021-07-19 15:12:19 +0000 UTC View PostAfter a bit of reflection I have made a decision. If you hav..
After a bit of reflection I have made a decision. If you have followed me for a while you know I do this for fun and usually turn my tips around and give them to the people that tip me. As my account has grown thanks to your generosity I feel the need to do something better with the platform. Therefore starting today every penny I make off this platform will be donated to St Judes Children's hospital. In addition I will match all tips up to $500 total for the month and post the receipts here for the doubters. St Judes helps fight children's cancer and doesn't charge the families for the services. I have lost family members including children to this horrible disease and all its manifestations and St Judes has always been my charity of choice and now you can help....as appropriate. If you like something worthy of a tip...cool. If not I encourage you to do something with some of your earnings to give back in your own way. Thanks for reading.
2021-07-19 09:56:36 +0000 UTC View Post"Just because you CAN'T dance, doesn't mean you Shouldn't da..
"Just because you CAN'T dance, doesn't mean you Shouldn't dance." - Alcohol. Goodnight my friends. Hope you had a great Sunday. Let's do it again tomorrow.
2021-07-19 01:53:40 +0000 UTC View PostMen wake up with a boner. Women wake up yawning. Coincidence..
Men wake up with a boner. Women wake up yawning. Coincidence?
2021-07-18 20:12:51 +0000 UTC View PostTwo men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedr..
Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "Heck. My wife is better than that." The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "You know? Your wife IS better. I hope you all are having a great day. I'm riding around soaking up the sun today. I will catch up on likes and follows this evening.
2021-07-18 15:12:35 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do burnt pizza a frozen beer and a pregnant woman all h..
What do burnt pizza a frozen beer and a pregnant woman all have in common? Some idiot didn't take it out in time. Have a great day folks. It's Sunday and that means a ride over to the coast.
2021-07-18 09:56:44 +0000 UTC View PostI met a great girl at the bar tonight. I asked her what her ..
I met a great girl at the bar tonight. I asked her what her sign was. She replied " do not enter" Ouch 🙃😉 I hope your Saturday was great folks. Tip a creator...tip three. I suggest my French beauty @melastarz and the new VIP page for my friend @pepsi34 and one of my all time favorites @feetcougar . They all three pushed me over 20k likes today. They are so cool. 😀 (more on those likes Sunday)
2021-07-18 02:59:47 +0000 UTC View PostI will risk upsetting the powers that be at OnlyFans and los..
I will risk upsetting the powers that be at OnlyFans and lose my account to help a friend. If you follow my page you know @thatgirlsuttin has been my inspiration for my Converse collection and OF is her primary source of income. She is very successful and without warning her PAID page and all tips associated with it are just gone. If you have a spare $1. Go to her free page and show support while she deals with this. This is wrong and scary. Any of our pages could be gone in the morning. For those of you that make money off this and not just here for fun like me....my hopes are this does not happen to you too.
2021-07-17 23:05:51 +0000 UTC View PostA kid walks up to his mom and asks, "Mom, can I go bungee ju..
A kid walks up to his mom and asks, "Mom, can I go bungee jumping?" The mom says "No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!" HEY I need to earn a few new friends and a few more likes. Suggest me some cool folks to follow and anyone for L4L?
2021-07-17 21:56:39 +0000 UTC View PostOk so it's an odd one. But curious minds need to know. Peeei..
Ok so it's an odd one. But curious minds need to know. Peeeing in the shower
2021-07-17 18:21:07 +0000 UTC View PostI'm connecting with some cool people on the app today @morda..
I'm connecting with some cool people on the app today @mordacia @femdomyou @jesszef @stassimadison @yuliya_black_star all great creators and very supportive of other creators. Go check them out. Who else do I need to be introduced to today?
2021-07-17 16:08:10 +0000 UTC View PostOf all the words that sound dirty but aren't, I think "kumqu..
Of all the words that sound dirty but aren't, I think "kumquat" is my favorite.
2021-07-17 14:11:21 +0000 UTC View PostI'm never flying Delta again. They are smart asses. My uber ..
I'm never flying Delta again. They are smart asses. My uber hot flight attendant asked me how I liked my coffee. Trying to be cool, I said " I like my coffee the way I like my women"....before I could drop the finishing line, she replied..."that's sweet but the coffee is free you don't have to pay for it." 😉
2021-07-17 00:58:38 +0000 UTC View PostConfession time. I DO VERY BAD THINGS. But I do them very ..
Confession time. I DO VERY BAD THINGS. But I do them very well. 😉
2021-07-16 22:08:52 +0000 UTC View PostMedical Fact. If a woman drinks 2 glasses of wine at night i..
Medical Fact. If a woman drinks 2 glasses of wine at night it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle....she might suck it too.
2021-07-16 19:31:54 +0000 UTC View Post"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so wet, giv..
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted to. I am keeping the damn umbrella.
2021-07-16 15:12:58 +0000 UTC View PostHey. I Hate making a post like this but here I go. I am a..
Hey. I Hate making a post like this but here I go. I am a serial liker. If you follow me and I can follow you I will like everything you put up to support you. All I ask in return is try to do the same for me. Unfortunately I have a few folks that aren't all about the community spirit .... I can live with that. But then they spam me with promos and contests and "daddy I need your big cock" DMs. My cock isn't that big 😉 and I have plenty of friends that really are interested in it...im not taking applications right now. So creators...if I'm not following you and liking you enough let me know. If I am and your are not returning the favor and you are spamming me you may not have the chance to fix that after this weekend when I clean up my feed so here's your warning. OH YEAH IF YOU ARE PROMOTING YOURSELF IN MY POST COMMENTS ... GOODBYE. I do shoutouts just ask. If this offends you it probably hit too close to home. No more rants today. I'm getting back to the funny and back to supporting fellow creators because that's what I do.
2021-07-16 13:44:18 +0000 UTC View PostA man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can..
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive." Have a great day folks
2021-07-16 09:57:02 +0000 UTC View PostI have a condition that makes me eat when I can’t sleep, it’..
I have a condition that makes me eat when I can’t sleep, it’s called Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia! Anyone else?
2021-07-16 06:26:32 +0000 UTC View PostPRO TIP: I just found this out today. If a woman sits on you..
PRO TIP: I just found this out today. If a woman sits on your face she owns you. Squatters rights. 😉
2021-07-15 22:18:43 +0000 UTC View PostIf you can't be a good example, at least be an excellent war..
If you can't be a good example, at least be an excellent warning. Words I want on my tombstone...or my next set of business cards.
2021-07-15 19:42:03 +0000 UTC View Post3 men were talking in a bar about how dumb their wives were...
3 men were talking in a bar about how dumb their wives were. 1st man said " my wife is so dumb she spent $12,000 on a new kitchen and she can't even cook." 2nd man said "that's nothing my wife is so dumb she spent $40,000 on a new car and she can't even drive. " The 3rd man said " I have you both beat. My wife's so dumb she took a 12 pack of condoms on her business trip and she doesn't even have a penis. " 🙃🤪😉
2021-07-15 17:18:08 +0000 UTC View PostFlex Time.... Ladies and Gentlemen, Friends and Family (yes ..
Flex Time.... Ladies and Gentlemen, Friends and Family (yes I know you found me Steve) I had my much anticipated evening with the talented and beautiful @envygoldz tonight and it MORE than met my expectations. If you haven't been to her OF page or checked out her YouTube videos or her TikTok you are missing out. I even found out there are some infamous ass shaking videos floating around from Instagram live days. Do yourself a favor and go see this Alpha Female in action. In a city of beautiful woman it was a pleasure to be with the baddest bitch in the place tonight. Thank you for a great time. Can't wait to do it again.
2021-07-15 02:37:27 +0000 UTC View PostIf you recall from last week you all helped me get the numbe..
If you recall from last week you all helped me get the number and a date with the talented and beautiful @envygoldz by visiting her page and pleading my case. That date happens today in just 3 short hours. But since none of you tipped me 😪 for introducing you to this goddess we are going to have a fantastic time worthy of multiple OF posts and not tell you about it at all. (That's a lie anytime I get to spend time with a beautiful woman I have to flex a bit) You still have time to buy her a drink and get a shoutout from me for it. I'm sure she'd appreciate it. I know my accountant would. 🤣
2021-07-14 19:39:29 +0000 UTC View Post