Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but acci..
Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.
2021-08-03 19:36:32 +0000 UTC View Post
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What is the difference between a joke and 3 dicks? My ex can..
What is the difference between a joke and 3 dicks? My ex can't take a joke.
2021-08-03 16:12:27 +0000 UTC View PostFrom now on ladies....I will need this kind of adoration in ..
From now on ladies....I will need this kind of adoration in SFS or I'm not participating. 😉 @imyourhuckleberry21 has set the bar pretty high. 😍 I hope you all have a great day and go tip some creators or even follow some new ones. I Shared several last night that are excellent. PINNED POST CONTEST UPDATE ☆ only room for 7 more pets. We had 1 drop out so get your entries in fast. So far we have dogs, cats, racoons, frogs and 1 horse.
2021-08-03 10:20:40 +0000 UTC View PostBrunettes are dangerous. They can go from FUCK YOU!🤬 To F~u~..
Brunettes are dangerous. They can go from FUCK YOU!🤬 To F~u~c~k m~e. 💞 To get the fuck out of my sight!!! 😤 all within 5 minutes so be careful when you visit @karmathebrat . Be polite and you will get the top 18% treatment. She is a real doll.
2021-08-03 02:33:46 +0000 UTC View PostI love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours. Speaking of the b..
I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours. Speaking of the boudoir have you visited The boudoirqueen @imyourhuckleberry21 ? Her page is new its fresh and you will love it. Trust me.
2021-08-03 02:03:35 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is the '"Dad Bod" not called the "Father Figure"? Someon..
Why is the '"Dad Bod" not called the "Father Figure"? Someone missed an opportunity... Speaking of dad bods...have you checked out @sexydadbodd ? He's a hardworking midwestern guy who runs a free account and wants you to stop by and say hi. Come on ladies....Im not taking my clothes off again until I hit 1000 fans....but he just might if you ask real nice. 😉 https://onlyfans.com/sexydadbodd?rec=782060
2021-08-03 01:03:32 +0000 UTC View Post@trashpanda4lyfeyo has rapidly become one of my favorite sit..
@trashpanda4lyfeyo has rapidly become one of my favorite sites. This is a creator that really listens to her fans. You want more butt, she will accommodate. You want more boobs...juat ask. I hear she may be doing a panty of the day feature real soon....not your thing? You don't know what you are missing.
2021-08-02 23:33:37 +0000 UTC View PostI love to try out new lines to meeet new women. Tonight I tr..
I love to try out new lines to meeet new women. Tonight I tried this....Honey, if you are the sin, I’m willing to serve my penance! I was able to speak with the beautiful and sexy @babykatrina8 you should go check her out too. Of course let me show off....she is Domincan so I had to be charming in Spanish. Give it a try. Me encanta probar nuevas líneas para conocer nuevas mujeres. Esta noche intenté esto ... Cariño, si tú eres el pecado, ¡estoy dispuesto a cumplir mi penitencia! Pude hablar con la hermosa y sexy @babykatrina8 deberías ir a verla también.
2021-08-02 23:27:09 +0000 UTC View PostSo I have a tradition. No matter where I am in this great wo..
So I have a tradition. No matter where I am in this great world I eat the same meal every Monday night. Tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches. It's a comfort food for me and lately it's been a lucky food for me as it helps me relax and get ready for a big event. Some people find it a little odd....but I like it. S4S or L4L offer stands until I finish my soup 🍲 and sandwich (tonight with bacon 🥓) and not pictured....my brownie.
2021-08-02 22:11:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe couple that live next door to me have recently made a se..
The couple that live next door to me have recently made a sex-tape. Obviously, they don’t know that yet, I will tell them eventually. 😉
2021-08-02 19:36:19 +0000 UTC View PostI found the easiest way to make your girlfriend scream durin..
I found the easiest way to make your girlfriend scream during sex is to call her up and let her know where you are having it.
2021-08-02 15:12:54 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I say I travel for work, I really just mean I just slee..
When I say I travel for work, I really just mean I just sleep in crappy hotels and drink in different places. Check out my pinned post. You only have a few days left to send in your entry.
2021-08-02 09:58:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf aliens are monitoring our media and 90% of our media is p..
If aliens are monitoring our media and 90% of our media is porn. Aliens aren't giving us anal probes...they are trying to speak our language. 👽👉🍑
2021-08-02 02:14:29 +0000 UTC View PostFor those of you that keep up with solar anomalies...today t..
For those of you that keep up with solar anomalies...today the sun 🌞 drug its balls across GA. 😓
2021-08-02 00:06:33 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone told me that I swear to much. 1. I apologize 2. I w..
Someone told me that I swear to much. 1. I apologize 2. I will watch my language 3. 1 & 2 are lies. FUCK YOU! 😉
2021-08-01 19:35:35 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I was in high school I snuck out one night and went to ..
When I was in high school I snuck out one night and went to a strip club. I got home late and my mom was pissed. She asked me "Did you see anything you shouldn't see?" I said " yes, Dad."
2021-08-01 15:16:33 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a new month. Check out my pinned post for contest infor..
It's a new month. Check out my pinned post for contest information. So far we have 3 cats, 10 dogs and 2 frogs from 12 different creators. Still room for more. Also you guys and gals rock. I woke up this morning showered in little tips, shares I wasn't aware of, new followers/friends and several hundred likes. It's almost enough to make me blush 😊 thanks for helping start of my month in a big way.
2021-08-01 09:56:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you find out she’s a little crazy, but now you like HER..
When you find out she’s a little crazy, but now you like HER even more.
2021-08-01 03:07:46 +0000 UTC View PostMANWHORE? I prefer the title Vagina aficionado.
MANWHORE? I prefer the title Vagina aficionado.
2021-08-01 00:59:59 +0000 UTC View PostIf you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
2021-07-31 15:13:47 +0000 UTC View PostANNOUNCEMENT I have decided on an August contest theme. I d..
ANNOUNCEMENT I have decided on an August contest theme. I don't want to see your tits, your ass, your cock, none of it...I want to be introduced to your furry friends. No @dr420x not that furry friend (as nice as it is) let's see your best pet picture. Prize will be a $50 egift card to petsmart or Amazon pet or similar to be used for your pet...not some kinky dog collar sex thing. Additionally $5 in pet food will be donated by me to my local humane society for every entry recieved. RULES 1. Pictures must be submitted to me by 8/4/21 with the name of the pet 2. Creator can be in the picture but nothing sexual with the animals ... this isn't that kind of contest and might violate the TOS. 3. Voting will be blind. Meaning I will list the pets name NOT the creators. 4. Can be dogs, cats, horses, snakes, turtles, fish, rabbits or whatever you call a pet. 5. Multiple entries per creator will be allowed. (3 max) 6. 1st entry is free $1 per additional entry. 7. My contest. My rules. I WILL BE ENTERING my girls if I can narrow it down to 3. Good luck beating my angels. They are the greatest. 8. Voting will be in 24 hr blocks if multiple rounds are needed. Will be a 72 hr block if 15 or fewer entries are recieved.
2021-07-31 09:56:03 +0000 UTC View PostProbably a divisive issue....but pineapple 🍍 on your pizza 🍕..
Probably a divisive issue....but pineapple 🍍 on your pizza 🍕 is like going down on your cousin. It tastes good but something just ain't right.
2021-07-31 00:09:55 +0000 UTC View Post@xoxopriss516 Thank you. My best ideas are stolen ideas and..
@xoxopriss516 Thank you. My best ideas are stolen ideas and usually from you.....and I need a few more dollars to make a $500 donation this month to St Judes. So tip this post $2.00 and I will answer any question you ask. Tip $1.00 for any additional questions. Ready. Set. Go.
2021-07-30 18:32:36 +0000 UTC View PostMy good friend @karmathebrat shared this joke with me to pas..
My good friend @karmathebrat shared this joke with me to pass along to you...beauty and humor....why aren't you following her too? Found this one funny Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
2021-07-30 15:13:15 +0000 UTC View PostI was on an elevator with a woman last night and I asked her..
I was on an elevator with a woman last night and I asked her, "can I smell your vagina?" She looked at me with disgust and said, "no". I said, " must be your feet then." 🤣😂😅
2021-07-30 09:34:05 +0000 UTC View PostHer: What is this pile of clothes on the floor? Me: I struc..
Her: What is this pile of clothes on the floor? Me: I struck down a Jedi. Her: I hate you. Me: Yes, use your hate.
2021-07-30 01:10:07 +0000 UTC View PostYou know you're getting old when you watch a porno and think..
You know you're getting old when you watch a porno and think "Oh that bed looks comfortable"
2021-07-29 21:57:26 +0000 UTC View PostSo many of you know I run a consulting company. Many of you ..
So many of you know I run a consulting company. Many of you know I am a connoisseur of all things beautiful. (Women, cars, shoes) what you don't know is I have a zero tolerance for bullshit. I have been lucky enough to make real friends from this platform and I am tired of seeing them taken advantage of by 1. cheap asses and 2. shysters. 1. So if you can't pay. Go away or be quiet. 2. Don't scam these creators with your "expert advice". Creators cheap advice is just that....cheap. That said if you want a free opinion of your page or a particular post I am willing to do that for you if you ask. My opinion is no better than anyone else's but I am not pretending that it is. It's the opinion of a 50 yr old man that spends several hundred dollars a month on this platform and knows what he likes and what he'd pay for. Nothing more. End of rant. Back to the funny
2021-07-29 18:33:45 +0000 UTC View PostI want to fuck you all so badly. DAMN AUTO CORRECT- I meant..
I want to fuck you all so badly. DAMN AUTO CORRECT- I meant good morning friends. Have a great day and tip a few creators today. They may like it.
2021-07-29 09:57:16 +0000 UTC View PostMy mom told me not to believe everything I see on the intern..
My mom told me not to believe everything I see on the internet. So does that mean all these women in my DMs claiming that they are wet for me and need my big hard cock are lying? That's very disappointing. That could ruin my day. (Maybe take me off your damn spam lists 😡)
2021-07-29 00:20:44 +0000 UTC View Post