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2022-11-09 03:39:23 +0000 UTC View Post
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“I went to buy a Christmas tree. The guy goes, ‘So you can p..
“I went to buy a Christmas tree. The guy goes, ‘So you can put it up yourself?’ I said, ‘No, I was thinking the living room.”
2022-11-08 12:11:02 +0000 UTC View PostRemember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hil..
Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with, ‘I can’t talk now, I’m going into a tunnel
2022-11-07 12:16:05 +0000 UTC View PostDo you want to come to my time machine? We stop somewhere be..
Do you want to come to my time machine? We stop somewhere between ’68 and ’70
2022-11-06 12:15:13 +0000 UTC View PostQ. What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients..
Q. What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? A. Thanks for coming!
2022-11-05 12:34:35 +0000 UTC View PostI am smiling at you because? Please 👍 and comment this post ..
I am smiling at you because?
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How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, ..
How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner.
2022-11-05 05:26:17 +0000 UTC View PostA man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dar..
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
2022-11-03 12:14:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are these lumps under my top. Do you have any idea? Ple..
What are these lumps under my top. Do you have any idea?
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What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more ..
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
2022-11-01 12:14:08 +0000 UTC View PostPeek a boo, two for you! Please 👍 and comment this post and ..
Peek a boo, two for you!
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What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? O..
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
2022-10-31 12:30:24 +0000 UTC View PostWell they say the early sun makes things grow, right! Please..
Well they say the early sun makes things grow, right!
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What do you do when your cat's dead? Play with the neighbour..
What do you do when your cat's dead? Play with the neighbour's pussy instead.
2022-10-30 12:21:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do girls love flowers so much? Please 👍 and comment this..
Why do girls love flowers so much?
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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong..
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
2022-10-29 12:27:01 +0000 UTC View PostA naked man broke into a church. The police chased him aroun..
A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
2022-10-28 12:30:15 +0000 UTC View PostMorning smile 😊 Are they big enough for you? Please 👍 and co..
Morning smile 😊 Are they big enough for you?
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If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume th..
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
2022-10-27 12:30:09 +0000 UTC View Post“What do you think. Pretty in pink?” Please 👍 and comment th..
“What do you think. Pretty in pink?”
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“Can we just sit and admire the beautiful sculptures?” Pleas..
“Can we just sit and admire the beautiful sculptures?”
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How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
2022-10-25 12:30:16 +0000 UTC View PostA woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and..
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."
2022-10-24 12:30:32 +0000 UTC View PostCave girl 👧 are you my Caveman?
Cave girl 👧 are you my Caveman?
2022-10-24 11:40:03 +0000 UTC View PostThis is my pouting mouth 👄 😂 you like it ?
This is my pouting mouth 👄 😂 you like it ?
2022-10-24 11:39:28 +0000 UTC View Post