Hey y’all, we’re back! Bearing stories and sexy stuff 🤠
Couple things: first, my yearly “need a big n’ spontaneous change” urge came this weekend and it gave me BANGS. I freakin’ love them. What do y’all think??
Second, sorry for disappearing! We don’t have a *great* excuse, but we do have a fun one. Last week, we decided to make a cloud ceiling to celebrate resigning our lease. Absolutely no regrets, it looks *super cool* (especially at night), but it took TIME. We thought it’d be a 2-day, *maybe* 3-day, project. Nope. This thing genuinely took us almost an entire week. I’m going to have perpetual nightmares of hot glue and poly-fil (joking… kinda).
Y’all will be seeing more of the super-cool cloud in our upcoming vids. If y’all want, we can post a Timelapse showing (most) of the process!
All that to say, I fell behind on DMs. If you’re waiting on anything, I promise it’s coming! My goal is to get back to everyone no later than tomorrow, thank you for being patient. One day I will master time management, mark my words.
Lots of pics/vids incoming 😘
Y’all, this is the hottest fucking picture. Head to toe, 10/10. A+. Would bang. And marry. And then bang for life. Btw, in case y’all couldn’t tell, this is still Ben (aka MC I Can Brag About My Wife in the Captions All I Want; not my fault she’s a smoke show, y’know? 🤷🏻♂️)
Anyway, I hope you guys have had a great weekend - and that the week ahead isn’t looking too brutal. But hey, if your Monday Mondays, you know where to find us.
And in case I don’t see ya: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight. 👋🏻
-Ben
Did you know? One ass in your face every day can reduce your risk of not dying by ass-phyxiation by 97%. Those are good odds. Fake. Meaningless. But pretty good.
-Ben, aka MC Made-Up Statistics
Heyo 🤙🏻 Ben here (aka MC Hairy Chest); Anna’s blowing up balloons, so I’ll be writing captions today.
First thing’s first, how great are these paintings already looking? She won’t say it, but I can: she’s amazing, round of applause 👏🏻
And, guys… I know her tits always look flawless, but c’mon. I thought perfect was a concept 🤔
-Ben
Hey y’all! It’s Ben’s birthday weekend, and we’re taking some time to celebrate him 🥰 Just a heads up, I won’t be in the chats much, but will be back on Monday!
Trying to (occasionally) get my inner perfectionist to stfu, so i made a little set out of all my works in progress! This mirrorball is probably the closest one to being done. Proud of her so far 🪩🤍
First of many - hope you like ‘em! 😉
Good morning y’all! A new vid to cleanse your feed 🤍
I just woke up, and have been replying/sending vids as fast as i can (without sounding like a robot lol.) Thank y’all for your patience!!
Btw, someone pointed out the vid directory link I posted last night was wrong. I updated it, so the link is now:
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Update: I tried my best to get to everyone, but I’ve been staring at a screen for almost 12 hours and I’m *crashing*. I’ll get to everyone tomorrow morning - thank you all again for everything!!
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Y’all! We made it!
First: If you’re a new subscriber, we SWEAR this is an abnormal day. Like fucking pinky promise. We almost never post PPV, and we pinned a directory of our free videos so you can jump through this mess easily 🥰
Not gonna lie, my brain is 90% mush rn, but if you liked all the posts please DM me your free video pick! I will send them out for the next 30 minutes, and the rest will be sent out tomorrow morning (along with any vid tips that come in overnight).
There’s one more small surprise that’ll go out right before I log off - I’d appreciate a like on it too obviously, but it’s not necessary for the free vid 🤍
The 50% off sale and Easter egg hunt will all last until tomorrow, April 10th, 11:59pm pst. If you found eggs, don’t forget to DM me!
Again, thank you thank you thank you for being so great today. Despite putting a lot of time into this to try and make it fun, we expected to get at least *some* rude messages. But nope. Y’all are just fantastic and we can happily report that we didn’t get a single bad DM today. 😭
Goodnight y’all, you’re the best ✌🏻
✨Chapter 5: Jan - present ✨
This year started out great! We had a really cool opportunity to go to Vegas, saw some of our favorite people (@softgirldiana and @softboydamien), and had some damn good sex along the way.
For the sake of not romanticizing things, we got a little burnt out beginning of February. Everything that was happening on OF and reddit was *so* exciting, that we forgot to take enough time for ourselves. So we took a little break, came back, annnd a week later the reddit suspension drama happened 💀
Learned some hard lessons from that (like never rely on 1 source of promotion). Panicked a lot. But ultimately used it as the kick in the butt we needed to actually do a lot of things we’ve been planning over the last 2 years. And found some better life balance. Things happen for a reason, but Karma *really is* a cat 😸
Thank y’all so much for spending even a bit of your day with us, and for being so patient and understanding the last couple of months - it’s been a fucking doozy. But things are looking up, and we think y’all are gonna love where we take things from here 🥰
🎶the end🎶
✨ **first face joi** ✨
12.5min total | A | POV, JOI, handjob | **$20**
Ooo a shiny 🪩new video🪩
Y’all have been requesting JOIs for a minute! Well here’s my first *real* shot at it 👀
POV: I’m at the foot of the bed, and you really want to cum. So i take the opportunity to teach you how to jerk off properly… and drag it out until you can’t take it anymore 😈
Yep, this is devil emoji worthy.
Full credits, our friend who came up with the cock worship idea also thought of this take on it. 🥚In our amateur opinion, he’s better than most pro directors 🤷🏻♀️
**Tip $20 under *this post* and I’ll DM you the video!**
✨ **hotel incident: a prequel squirt** ✨
6.5min total | A | dildo fucking/riding, orgasm, squirt | **$16**
If you haven’t seen the 🌪️hotel incident🌪️ where i orgasmed so hard i threw out my neck, you should (check the shortcut at the top of this post),
This is how the evening started. Ben wanted to watch me squirt on the dildo i just got in Vegas, and i wasn’t about to say no.
Idk how to describe this other than the angle is just *supreme*. 🤤
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✨ **too horny to film #3** ✨
16.5min total | +1 | pussy eating, cowgirl ride, orgasm | **$16**
Our latest installment of too horny to film: back in Vegas 🤠
This is definitely our most sensual of the 3. We made it a night or 2 befoRe the AVN convention, so we were a little nervous about that. It was really nice to just take our time with each other.
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✨Chapter 4: October - New Years ‘22✨ (a summary)
Home stretch y’all. 🤍
Back half of ‘22 was the *best*. For the first time, things weren’t *so* hectic in our personal life. We really feel like we started to grow into ourselves… if that makes sense.
Another cool thing that happened outside of porn: In October, I *finally* got diagnosed with adhd! Or, as my doctor said, “severe adhd” 🥸
But for real, treatment has made a *world* of difference!
We already made a big sappy New Years post, but y’all really made all of this possible. So thank you now and forever 🤍
🎶next chapter🎶
