Can I use your face as a seat?
Can I use your face as a seat?
2022-11-13 06:01:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Can I use your face as a seat?
2022-11-13 06:01:47 +0000 UTC View Post
There is no angry way to say, "Bubbles."
2022-11-12 21:09:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm not lazy, just on energy-saving mode
2022-11-12 15:05:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I may be a handful, but that's why you've got two hands.
2022-11-12 06:03:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Where do all my hair ties go? Forever losing them
2022-11-12 03:01:27 +0000 UTC View PostHeight 5' but my attitude 6'1.
2022-11-11 04:16:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Life update: Currently holding it all together with a single bobbypin.
2022-11-10 23:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
You never know what you have until you clean your room.
2022-11-10 20:57:04 +0000 UTC View Post
An apple a day keeps everyone away if you throw it hard enough.
2022-11-10 17:56:05 +0000 UTC View Post
How do people write autobiographies? I barely remember what I had for lunch.
2022-11-10 14:55:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Say my name three times and I’ll cum
2022-11-10 02:49:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
2022-11-09 21:47:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone on tiktok told me I look like the Snow White in rammsteins Sonne music video and it made me so happy
2022-11-09 18:37:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I have so many Halloween pics I never posted 🫠
2022-11-09 15:36:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Would you come for a sleepover and make eachother cum 👉👈
2022-11-09 11:59:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m bored. Tell me a joke in the dm
2022-11-09 08:32:07 +0000 UTC View Post
You think my panties too small?
2022-11-09 05:30:45 +0000 UTC View Post