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Whats a computer’s favourite snack?
Microchips
2025-02-05 10:52:41 +0000 UTC View PostWhats a computer’s favourite snack?
Microchips
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What did the 0 say to the 8?
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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