Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
2023-11-27 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
2023-11-27 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
2023-11-27 08:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you a broom? Because you've swept me off my feet.
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Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
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I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world
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If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine'
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Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
2023-11-26 21:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!
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Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
2023-11-26 17:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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If you were a vegetable, you'd be a 'cute-cumber'!
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Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for.
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If you were a Dementor, I'd become a Convict just to get your kiss.
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I’d love to taste those spicy meatballs of yours.
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Wanna stick your flash drive in my USB port? 😈
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Let’s do like two particles in the Hadron Collider and smash into each other.
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