The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar⦠It wa..
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar⦠It was tense.
2023-12-08 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
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Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everyt..
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everything!
2023-12-08 04:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWant to hear something terrible? Paper. See? I told you ..
Want to hear something terrible? Paper. See? I told you it was tear-able.
2023-12-08 00:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostI'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't kn..
I'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.
2023-12-07 22:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostShout out to the people who ask what the opposite of "in" is
Shout out to the people who ask what the opposite of "in" is
2023-12-07 21:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the auto body shop that just opened? It c..
Did you hear about the auto body shop that just opened? It comes highly wreck-a-mended.
2023-12-07 19:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostThe machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped workin..
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn't make any cents!
2023-12-07 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostYesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a ..
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
2023-12-07 17:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhich country's capital has the fastest-growing population? ..
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.
2023-12-07 16:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostI'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
2023-12-07 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post**Pastel** needs to cumΒ ***SO BAD*** π₯΅π₯΅ Do you think you wi..
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2023-12-07 11:20:18 +0000 UTC View PostDon't interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chance..
Don't interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you'll hear some crosswords.
2023-12-07 08:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostThis bundle is EVA-rything ππ₯° https://onlyfans.com/5997916..
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2023-12-07 07:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were words on a page, you'd be the fine print.
If you were words on a page, you'd be the fine print.
2023-12-07 04:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostI'm not a genie, but I can grant you some pun-derful wishes!..
I'm not a genie, but I can grant you some pun-derful wishes! ππ§ββοΈ https://onlyfans.com/599877786/emmahircine
2023-12-07 01:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostWas your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!
Was your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!
2023-12-07 00:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostKiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
2023-12-06 23:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostIf you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair!
If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair!
2023-12-06 22:00:16 +0000 UTC View Postπ₯ ππππππ½ππ ππΌπππΏ ππππΌ πππΌπΎπππ π₯ free: @hot-yoga vip: @hotyog..
π₯ ππππππ½ππ ππΌπππΏ ππππΌ πππΌπΎπππ π₯ free: @hot-yoga vip: @hotyoga
2023-12-06 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
2023-12-06 21:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostJingle all the way with a Christmas spin today! πππ
Jingle all the way with a Christmas spin today! πππ
2023-12-06 20:19:08 +0000 UTC View Post
You must be made of cheese. Because you're looking Gouda ton..
You must be made of cheese. Because you're looking Gouda tonight!
2023-12-06 19:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did Princess Leia spit and not swallow? Because it was C..
Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow? Because it was Chewy.
2023-12-06 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWell, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
2023-12-06 17:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were a chicken, you'd be absolutely impeccable.
If you were a chicken, you'd be absolutely impeccable.
2023-12-06 16:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostI've got the moves like Jagger... or at least I try... π πΊ ..
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2023-12-06 15:00:09 +0000 UTC View Postdo you have somewhere comfortable for me to sit? π¦π»
do you have somewhere comfortable for me to sit? π¦π»
2023-12-06 13:51:19 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were a phaser onΒ Star Trek, you'd be set to stun!
If you were a phaser onΒ Star Trek, you'd be set to stun!
2023-12-06 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is Darth Vaderβs helmet so phallic? Because when they hi..
Why is Darth Vaderβs helmet so phallic? Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.
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