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2024-01-04 18:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because its mother was in a jam.
2024-01-04 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Looking for that earring i lost
2024-01-04 17:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Shouldnât the âroofâ of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
2024-01-04 16:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didnât like it.
2024-01-04 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.
2024-01-03 20:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
What's a crafty dancer's favourite hobby? Cutting a rug.
2024-01-03 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did Waldo go to therapy? Because he needed to find himself.
2024-01-03 04:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
2024-01-03 00:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
What does "Rockin' Robin" do when she's bored? Tweet.
2024-01-02 23:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
2024-01-02 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle? They rose.
2024-01-02 21:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Dogs canât operate MRI machines. But catscan.
2024-01-02 20:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Iâve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure itâs better than sitting around doing nothing.
2024-01-02 19:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Youâre American when you go into a bathroom and when you come out, but what are you while youâre in the bathroom? European.
2024-01-02 18:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did the bedding hide their relationship? They just wanted something pillow-key!
2024-01-02 17:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
5/4 of people admit theyâre bad at fractions.
2024-01-02 16:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I've finally bought a new gaming chair! Secretlab is on the way đ
2024-01-02 13:59:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm back on an elden ring hype and by god is it difficult after BG3 hahaha
2024-01-02 12:49:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.
2024-01-02 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
2024-01-02 08:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Why was the color green notoriously single? It was always so jaded.
2024-01-01 23:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Whatâs the name of a very polite, European body of water? Merci.
2024-01-01 22:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call 26 letters that went for a swim? Alphawetical.
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Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
2024-01-01 20:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Want to play đ ***Dungeons & Dragons*** âď¸ with me tonight? đ˛ Roll to pick your starting point and character and move across the board to the Finish⌠đ˛ Each turn tipped for earns a new prize. *Letâs see how good of an adventurer you are! đ§ââď¸â¨đâď¸*
2024-01-01 19:15:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
2024-01-01 19:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
