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2024-01-20 20:32:45 +0000 UTC View Post
How heavy does a polar bear need to be to break the ice? Apparently, just enough.
2024-01-20 20:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Your name must be Netflix. Because I could watch you for hours.
2024-01-20 19:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
2024-01-20 18:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
2024-01-20 17:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Is your name Chapstick? Because you are da-balm!
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2024-01-20 15:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want s’more!
2024-01-20 12:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post
You remind me of the 21 letters in the alphabet. Oh, sorry, I forgot U R A Q T.
2024-01-20 08:00:35 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-01-20 05:51:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you a pandemic because you’ve got my heart on lockdown.
2024-01-20 04:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
My doctor told me I’m missing vitamin D. Can you help me? 😈
2024-01-20 00:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.
2024-01-19 23:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
What is a foot’s favorite chocolate? Toeblerone.
2024-01-19 22:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!
2024-01-19 21:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hi bud."
2024-01-19 20:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you a call a knight who afraid to fight? Sir Render.
2024-01-19 19:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call a ghost's true love? His ghoul-friend.
2024-01-19 18:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel room on the moon? Because it was full.
2024-01-19 17:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's got the baddest puns of all?
2024-01-19 16:59:49 +0000 UTC View Post
What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make? A dino-snore.
2024-01-19 16:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip.
2024-01-19 08:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
2024-01-19 04:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-01-19 02:39:46 +0000 UTC View Post
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
2024-01-19 00:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer cat-alogues.
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2024-01-18 22:32:28 +0000 UTC View Post
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno your business.
2024-01-18 22:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post