Hey guys! Quick life update. Since you have a vested interest in my page I feel that you’re entitled to a little more personal glimpse of what goes on in my life. Plus, listen I’m very human and I have my struggles.
So I spent ten hours yesterday in the emergency room. To make a long story short, I’ve been experiencing some weird feelings with my body and I felt like I was experiencing weakness in one half of my body. It’s gone on long enough so yesterday I finally sucked it up and went to urgent care who sent me immediately to the ER.
Talk about terrifying.
So I went through a series of many tests, and after they all came back negative the doctor asked if I had any history of MS in the family, and it just so happens my dad has MS. Her eyes pretty much popped out of her head and she sent me in for an emergency MRI. I waited another three hours fully convinced that I was about to be diagnosed with MS, and by some act of god the MRI came back clear of any abnormalities in my central nervous system.
I’ve never cried harder, I’m a fucking mess.
Anyway, I just wanted to explain to you guys why I’ve been a little behind on things the last few days. I promise I’ll be back on track soon and I can’t tell you how much I appreciate your patience.
Love you ❤️
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STORY TIME!
So a few days ago I mentioned riding in a cop car in my underwear, and a lot of you have been asking what the circumstances were behind said story so here’s the scoop.
Last Saturday I woke up at 1:30 to go let me puppers out. I have two English bulldogs. They hate me, I love them, whatever. Well it was pretty cold out and sometimes I’ll fall asleep naked on the couch before they come back so being that I didn’t want them to freeze to death I set an alarm. After the alarm was up, one of them was back but the other had not returned yet. I set another alarm and passed back out.
The alarm went off a second time, still no second dog. At this point it’s somewhat weird to me because he’s usually back at the door barking to come in. I throw on a little pink thong… why even bother…? And grab my flashlight and go out looking for my guy. Mind you, it’s about 45 degrees out and very windy.
I shine my light around my yard checking every corner, no dog. At this point I’m a little panicked. I run out front, still in nothing but a thong (genius) and still no sign of my furry friend. Then an absolute dreadful feeling set in, and I wondered if he fell in the pool.
Here I am, 2:00AM, half naked with a pool skimmer trying to find my dog at the bottom of swimming pool because bulldogs of course can’t swim, tears in my eyes, pretty naked, just an awful scene I’m sure. Thankfully, he was not in the pool. But at this point I’m super lost because I have a safety proof pool and a huge wooden fence tightly constructed around the property and I don’t understand how he could have escaped.
I finally smartened up and put a jacket on, grabbed some dog food and started driving around the block looking for my meatball with legs. Nothing. I’m heart broken, and it’s cold and dark and I don’t even know what to do at this point.
So I go online to post that he’s missing on my neighborhood Facebook page only to find out that someone found him and posted on the page! At 2:30AM! What are the chances?! Except she’s already called the local police department to turn him in as a missing dog and the felon that he basically is.
So I leave my house, still in nothing but a jacket and panties and start trekking my ass down the road toward the park of HID headlights that I’m sure is a police cruiser and sure enough it is! The female officer stops and asks me if I happen to be missing my dog and once I explained that I was indeed the person in question she invited me to ride in the back with my guilty little furry friend.
So there you have it, I road in the back of a cop car with my dog in my panties and a jacket.
OH. And why did he escape? Because the dog at that ladies house down the road is in heat and he wanted to get a piece of that ass. Can’t say I blame him 🤷🏻♀️ Pussy rules the world.
Thanks for coming to my story time 💕
I just wanted to take a minute to thank everyone for giving me so much love and support over the last couple weeks. I was so nervous leaving my job and while I’m still getting into a routine I have such an amazing group of people to fall back on. So thank you ❤️
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Story time!
So today I wanted to take some pictures for you with my car, but I live in a pretty populated area. I finally picked out a spot after a lot of searching around for a couple days. It was about forty minutes from my house, but I figured it would be worth it because it’s really secluded and me being the shy anxious mess I am I need seclusion when trying to take photos of my butthole in the wild.
I packed up my shit, got all done up and hopped in the hatch. I get alllllll the way to my destination and low and behold, there is a state trooper parked in the middle of nowhere in the exact spot I had meticulously planned to take photos.
It gets better.
I drive past my trooper friend and he proceeds to turn around and follow me. I had to pull into some random persons driveway to get him to pass by. Five minutes later HE CAME BACK.
So knowing me I thought for sure “this guy knows I’m trying to take pictures of my bootyhole.” Which is highly unlikely of course, but it completely squashed my plan. I found a secluded road anyway to make some content for you! 💕
So I ordered new outfits three weeks ago and it’s been stuck in Memphis, Tennessee for two weeks now. It’s literally hundreds of dollars worth of outfits solely for content and I’m trying not to let it bum me out. So in the meantime we are going to make do!
Hey guys good morning! I just wanted to give you a quick update and an apology. So I did it! My last day at my day job was Friday. This week has been HARD for me because as many of you know I’m not the most confident person and I hate change, but I know that this was the right decision to make. That being said, I’m sorry I haven’t posted as much this week. I promise I’ll make it up to you. If you’ve enjoyed my page up to this point it’s about to get even better now that I can devote more time to it. Please give me a little bit to get settled and I’ll show you 🥰
