LOL! Today has been a wild ride! In all the WAYS! I fucking love you all so damn much! Stay as amazing as you all are! π
2024-02-01 06:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I am just so fucking surprised that this is new information! Do any of you fuckers have any random sexual facts you wanna fill me in on? Send me a DM, I NEED to hear them!
2024-02-01 04:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
To all the freaks who want me as president! You guys are fucking wild! I follow NO rules!! LOL!
2024-02-01 01:59:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Should we all just find an island and live there? Call it fuck central! Have parties every day, mass orgies! It sounds like the BEST fucking time! π
2024-01-31 21:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Just read something!! Approximately 70% of people in the U.S. admit to fantasizing about group sex at some point in their lives!! Where the hell are these freaks? Can we start our colony NOW? π
2024-01-31 19:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Morning, early bird! Today's goal: conquer the day before your coffee gets cold.
2024-01-31 16:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
As the day comes to an end thinking of all the dirtiest dreams I have had is making my mind race. How about you freaks send me something really raunchy in my DMs right NOW! π
2024-01-31 05:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Totally explains my dreams about sudden urges to close down a store full of people and have an orgy! LOL! Which of you fuckers is with me on that one? π
2024-01-31 00:59:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Nearly 10 percent of all dreams include sex, I read this so it has to be fucking true unless I read something and put my mind to work and changed a few things!! π
2024-01-30 20:01:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I didn't realize that having sexual dreams was so common. I thought it was just my HIGH sex drive that made me have really hot dreams EVERY night!! π
2024-01-30 19:05:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Time to summon joy, laughter, and the power of a perfectly made cup of coffee.
2024-01-30 16:02:35 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the basics of it - Because the body is mostly fluid, being hydrated enhances peopleβs ability to achieve orgasm. Water for everybody!! π
2024-01-30 06:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
OK! So too much water is not good but you HAVE to have enough water to ensure you have the best orgasms... Where the fuck is the balance? π€£
2024-01-30 01:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Time to keep water in EVERY room! LOL, I need to ensure I ALWAYS have extra water on hand because you know... Orgasms! π
2024-01-29 21:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
INTERESTING fact about orgasms... The better hydrated you are the more likely you are to have better orgasms!!
2024-01-29 19:05:01 +0000 UTC View Postππππππ π πππ - πππππππ ππππππππ Can these whores teach YOU a lesson? Quote #2FUCKMACHINE in the DMs if you are up for it! π
2024-01-29 18:30:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Time to get the day started, get dressed, wait actually fuck that! Let's stay naked! Good morning!
2024-01-29 16:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
See! I am an all-rounder, tits, ass, you name it I will probably appreciate it! What do you think you freaks need to be proud of? Ass, cock? Send me a DM with a pic and tell me why!
2024-01-29 05:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
But that ass, that ass is something dreams are made of. I could have literally taken a bite out of it! It was so good-looking! LOL
2024-01-29 04:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL!! Then I realized oh no, this person was saving something! I should probably go get my eyes tested again! π
2024-01-29 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I just stood there looking up at this fucking incredible ass, there were a few spectators and all I could think was this person must feel fucking great about their ass. Everyone is staring at it!
2024-01-28 20:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Feeling like a fucking superhero today! I saved a squirrel from impending DOOM! Lol, not really it was all in my mind as I watched someone go up a tree to save the squirrel!
2024-01-28 19:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Woke up in the BEST mood! Good morning! DM me if you want me to improve your mood too!
2024-01-28 16:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
SIZE DOESN'T MATTER! I love all titties, I could bury my face in between a pair and spend all day there!! π
2024-01-28 06:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! OK I lied, it wasn't eggplants, today turn-on was two giant melons! I love some big titties! I mean melons! π€£
2024-01-28 01:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
WAIT!!! I did go to the store and got turned on by looking at the eggplants, but that's part of everybody's grocery-shopping experience now. Unless you don't like eggplants!
2024-01-27 21:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I know ALL you freaks are waiting on the randomness today but I feel like everything I am doing is pretty fucking normal lately... Go to the shops, work out, get hot and sweaty, and then get naked and spend all day wanting orgasms!
2024-01-27 19:05:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Wakey wakey, was your hand on your snakey this morning? DM me if it was!! π
2024-01-27 16:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Got myself all fucking worked up just thinking about BJs now... Fuck, why does my mind ALWAYS go to the gutter? Lol! Part of why you all love me!! π
2024-01-27 05:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! I know a blow job doesn't need blowing but it adds to the teasing, imagine a little cool air blowing on the tip of your cock!! Tell me in the DMs right now how good you think that would feel!
2024-01-27 04:04:01 +0000 UTC View Post