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I tried to start my day responsibly, but then I bent over to..

I tried to start my day responsibly, but then I bent over to grab something and… well, let's just say I had to take a detour 😘

Let’s be real, they were never meant to survive the night. O..

Let’s be real, they were never meant to survive the night. One deep breath and I was halfway to naked. You want proof? I may have accidentally filmed the whole strip. You know where to find it 💦

Wore panties to feel “put together”… and now they’re around ..

Wore panties to feel “put together”… and now they’re around my ankles while I pretend that was part of the plan. If you want the uncensored version of this chaos, the DMs are open 😈

They’re lacy, tiny, and holding on like a background charact..

They’re lacy, tiny, and holding on like a background character in a drama they weren’t prepared for. I sneezed and they almost disintegrated. Send help. Or tips. Or both.

My panties are strictly decorative at this point 😂 I put the..

My panties are strictly decorative at this point 😂 I put them on for the illusion of modesty… but we both know they’re coming off faster than my willpower when someone says “good girl.”

𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐕𝐈𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘If you are an anal fan, stop what you are doin..

𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐕𝐈𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘

If you are an anal fan, stop what you are doing, go to your DMs and quote #ANALVIRGINITY to see my lose my anal virginity AND keep this scene forever! 🥵

Why does my pillow have a better cuddle game than half my ex..

Why does my pillow have a better cuddle game than half my exes? But unlike them, I am wet this morning 😈

Honestly? The frosting had no right being that good. I ended..

Honestly? The frosting had no right being that good. I ended up bent over the kitchen table, fully committed to this spiral. If you want to see what happened next, I saved the “dessert” for DMs 😏

Looked down and realized I was still in my apron… and nothin..

Looked down and realized I was still in my apron… and nothing else. That frosting moment unlocked something, and now I have a cupcake in one hand and a toy in the other. Guess which one lasted longer.

Tried to be sweet… accidentally made it filthy. I was cleani..

Tried to be sweet… accidentally made it filthy. I was cleaning frosting off my finger, but then I made eye contact with the spoon and suddenly we were in a full-blown porno. Someone, take my mixing bowl away.

I licked frosting off my finger and things escalated fast 🥵 ..

I licked frosting off my finger and things escalated fast 🥵 One second I was being cute in the kitchen, the next I was straddling the counter like it owed me money. Baking? More like breaking my self-control.

Good morning! I woke up, stretched, and moaned a little too ..

Good morning! I woke up, stretched, and moaned a little too dramatically… now I feel like I owe someone breakfast after that performance 😏

It started vibrating on its own before I even touched it… li..

It started vibrating on its own before I even touched it… like it was preparing itself. Honestly, it knows me too well. Tip me if you want a live performance of this cursed but hot rom-com.

Pretty sure I heard my toy sigh when I reached for it tonigh..

Pretty sure I heard my toy sigh when I reached for it tonight. I am either deeply in tune with its energy… or I have been single for way too long. Either way, it still did what needed to be done 😏

I swear my vibrator gave a passive-aggressive pause today, l..

I swear my vibrator gave a passive-aggressive pause today, like "Again??" I felt personally attacked, then turned on, then struck again. Emotional whiplash and orgasms in one sitting.

My vibrator just judged me… and honestly, fair 😆 I was halfw..

My vibrator just judged me… and honestly, fair 😆 I was halfway through round three when it sputtered like it had seen some things and needed a break. Same, girl. Same.

Sunlight hit my nips just right, and I took it as a sign fro..

Sunlight hit my nips just right, and I took it as a sign from the universe that today needs to get spicy.

Slide in if you agree 😏

If you tip today, I will consider letting you experience the..

If you tip today, I will consider letting you experience the pull-up close.

You know, for research. Or gravity. Or boobs. Pick your reason 💗

I dropped something and someone said, “I’ll get it” but didn..

I dropped something and someone said, “I’ll get it” but didn’t move.

Just stood there in awe. I get it.

This push-up bra deserves an award. Possibly its own OnlyFan..

This push-up bra deserves an award. Possibly its own OnlyFans account.

Thinking about doing a slow-motion bounce test… want to be my judge? 😈

They looked at my chest, then at me, and whispered, “Science..

They looked at my chest, then at me, and whispered, “Science can’t explain this.”

I nodded. Because science didn’t make these titties bounce like that—chaos did 😏

Bent over to grab something and caused a traffic jam… in my ..

Bent over to grab something and caused a traffic jam… in my own kitchen.

If these are the side effects of wearing this top, I might “accidentally” wear it forever.

My cleavage has a gravitational pull, you have been warned 🥺..

My cleavage has a gravitational pull, you have been warned 🥺

Someone stared at it so hard today they walked into a pole. I am not even sorry

I tried stretching this morning and accidentally slipped int..

I tried stretching this morning and accidentally slipped into a position that belongs in a paid video.

Oops. Now what? 😘

Decided the only logical next step is testing these heels in..

Decided the only logical next step is testing these heels in bed. Strictly for science.

If you hear more banging… mind your business and check your DMs 😘

One of them definitely knocked on the wall, and I can’t tell..

One of them definitely knocked on the wall, and I can’t tell if it was in support or protest.

Should I invite them to my next fashion show, or just post it here and make you beg for the view? 😈

Got so into the strut I did a full twirl, dropped into a squ..

Got so into the strut I did a full twirl, dropped into a squat, and said “yup, still got it.”

I am either inspiring the neighbors or traumatizing them. No in-between.

The worst part is, I was only trying to see if the heels mat..

The worst part is, I was only trying to see if the heels matched my lingerie.

Now I am fully dressed like a Bratz doll with a bondage kink and nowhere to go. Unless… 👀

I was practicing my walk in heels and accidentally turned my..

I was practicing my walk in heels and accidentally turned my hallway into a runway of sin.

Loud. Echoey. And apparently erotic enough to make the neighbor cough awkwardly through the wall.

My neighbors heard me… and I was just trying on heels 😏Moani..

My neighbors heard me… and I was just trying on heels 😏

Moaning “yes, step on me” to yourself isn't considered normal. Noted.