Rise and shine, rock stars! Let's kick today's ass!
Rise and shine, rock stars! Let's kick today's ass!
2024-06-24 15:02:28 +0000 UTC View Post
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Just when I was about to give up, someone came up to me and ..
Just when I was about to give up, someone came up to me and said, ‘That tongue thing you’re doing is kinda hot.’ IT WORKS! Fuck yes, I will definitely be using my tongue WAY more…
2024-06-24 04:03:03 +0000 UTC View PostGave it another shot while chatting with a friend. Mid-conve..
Gave it another shot while chatting with a friend. Mid-conversation, I flicked my tongue, and they burst out laughing, asking if I was trying to catch flies… Need to up my tongue GAME! 🤪
2024-06-24 00:59:03 +0000 UTC View PostTried my new technique at the store. Flicked my tongue out a..
Tried my new technique at the store. Flicked my tongue out and immediately got a few strange looks. One person thought I was trying to taste the air, another asked if I needed water.
2024-06-23 21:04:02 +0000 UTC View PostI learned that snakes use their tongues to send out signals ..
I learned that snakes use their tongues to send out signals and catch their mate’s attention. Thought I’d give it a try – a little tongue flick here, a little flick there.
2024-06-23 19:06:02 +0000 UTC View PostWakey wakey sleepyhead! Today's is going to be fucking pheno..
Wakey wakey sleepyhead! Today's is going to be fucking phenomenal!
2024-06-23 15:02:03 +0000 UTC View PostA few hours in and I could cum over and over again with all ..
A few hours in and I could cum over and over again with all you freaks! Who wants to see if they can out last me? DM me now!
2024-06-23 05:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostWHO is ready for AT LEAST 24 hours of non-stop orgasms! Soun..
WHO is ready for AT LEAST 24 hours of non-stop orgasms! Sounds like the fuck greatest idea, let's start NOW!
2024-06-23 03:04:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf I could, I WOULD spend ALL day fucking, who the fuck woul..
If I could, I WOULD spend ALL day fucking, who the fuck wouldn't? Just thinking about hours and hours of wetness, orgasms, tingles, and a great time makes me fucking horny!
2024-06-22 23:59:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the longest you freaks have ever had non-stop sex? We..
What's the longest you freaks have ever had non-stop sex? We do have to cum up for air eventually but send me a DM and tell me about your longest fuck session! 🥵
2024-06-22 20:07:02 +0000 UTC View PostJust learned that when snakes get busy, they can keep at it ..
Just learned that when snakes get busy, they can keep at it for 24 hours straight. That’s right, an entire day of non-stop action. MAYBE I am really a snake, I can go for fucking HOURS!
2024-06-22 18:05:03 +0000 UTC View PostHow's your morning going, all my favorite freaksssss?
How's your morning going, all my favorite freaksssss?
2024-06-22 15:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostLOL! Imagine doing rates for two dicks, I need to totally fi..
LOL! Imagine doing rates for two dicks, I need to totally figure this out, does one have more to it more girth and the other is more veiny? This is such a WILD thought that I am definitely going to be thinking about ALL NIGHT!
2024-06-22 04:03:03 +0000 UTC View PostNow I can’t stop thinking about it. Imagine trying to explai..
Now I can’t stop thinking about it. Imagine trying to explain this to a snake: ‘Yeah, we only have one, and we thought we were doing just fine.’ Meanwhile, snakes are probably slithering around, feeling all superior.
2024-06-22 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostHumans really need to up their game! Just found out that mal..
Humans really need to up their game! Just found out that male snakes are rocking not one, but two penises. TWO! I mean, what are we doing with just one?
2024-06-21 20:07:03 +0000 UTC View Post𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐓 If you want to see me get pregnant, then q..
𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐓
If you want to see me get pregnant, then quote #MAKEMEPREG in my DMs. WARNING!! This is so fucking messy!!!
Today I feel so sssssssexy! Good morning 😉
Today I feel so sssssssexy! Good morning 😉
2024-06-21 15:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhile the idea was fun, the reality was more hilarious than ..
While the idea was fun, the reality was more hilarious than sexy. I think I’ll stick to regular lube next time. But hey, at least I got a good laugh and a funny story out of it.
2024-06-21 05:02:04 +0000 UTC View PostAfter the sticky adventure, I tried to clean up. Turns out, ..
After the sticky adventure, I tried to clean up. Turns out, tropical lube doesn’t come off easily. I need to slowly lick it off my fingers, which is making things heat the fuck up again!
2024-06-21 03:04:03 +0000 UTC View PostCuriosity got the best of me, so I decided to give it a tast..
Curiosity got the best of me, so I decided to give it a taste. LOL, it was like licking a melted popsicle! The tropical flavors were intense, but not in a good way. More like a fruit explosion in my mouth. I would much rather have some OTHER explosions in my mouth!
2024-06-20 23:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostWent for it and applied the lube. At first, it was like a sm..
Went for it and applied the lube. At first, it was like a smooth, tropical breeze. But then things got a bit too sticky. Now I’m feeling more like a piece of fruit salad than a sexy beach babe.
2024-06-20 21:04:03 +0000 UTC View PostDecided to try something NEW and got some tropical-flavored ..
Decided to try something NEW and got some tropical-flavored lube. Who wouldn’t want a little taste of paradise? But as soon as I opened the bottle, the strong smell of coconut and pineapple hit me. Wasn’t sure if I should rub it on or make a smoothie!
2024-06-20 19:06:03 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! What got you out of bed this morning?
Good morning! What got you out of bed this morning?
2024-06-20 15:02:03 +0000 UTC View PostWell, it's getting wet in here already, so which of you frea..
Well, it's getting wet in here already, so which of you freaks are going to join in? DM me now if you want to make things even wetter! 🥵
2024-06-20 04:03:03 +0000 UTC View PostYou know what we all need more of? POOL SAFE TOYS! Especiall..
You know what we all need more of? POOL SAFE TOYS! Especially if you are alone, a battery operated vibe for a pool sounds fucking AMAZING!
2024-06-20 00:59:03 +0000 UTC View PostI do get my room really wet already, so why not turn it into..
I do get my room really wet already, so why not turn it into a SQUIRT POOL party! All of you freaks are invited!
2024-06-19 20:07:27 +0000 UTC View PostI FUCKING LOVE this time of year! Pool parties, skimpy outfi..
I FUCKING LOVE this time of year! Pool parties, skimpy outfits, heatwaves! It is what I am all about, turning up the heat in every way! 😆
2024-06-19 18:05:45 +0000 UTC View PostI have a hankering for something super SALTY this morning. W..
I have a hankering for something super SALTY this morning. What do you think it is?
2024-06-19 15:02:43 +0000 UTC View PostI tried to get back into the mood, but every move just looke..
I tried to get back into the mood, but every move just looked funnier. My reflection and I shared a moment, both of us clearly thinking, ‘This is not as sexy as I imagined.’ Ended up giving my mirror self a high-five and calling it a night. Sometimes, you just have to laugh at yourself!
2024-06-19 05:02:03 +0000 UTC View PostMid-dance, I got really into it and blew a kiss at the mirro..
Mid-dance, I got really into it and blew a kiss at the mirror. That's when I realized my reflection was giving me that ‘seriously?’ look. Who knew I’d end up flirting with myself? That wasn't how it was supposed to go down!
2024-06-18 23:59:03 +0000 UTC View Post