Hey guys!
I just wanted to update you since I know I've been a little quiet lately. Since I have been trying to quit drinking, being online is a huge stressor and trigger for me so I had to take as much of a break as I possibly could. My "breaks" consist of me still being required to post on social media and keep myself out there, but I avoid contact and try to go dark for a bit just so I can have some time to myself and recharge. I have managed to do that, thankfully, and I have also been organizing my home and getting things clean and nice. This is another huge thing for me and will keep me sober and keep the stress minimal. I can't stand an unorganized home and this past year or more I have let the organization slide due to all the Covid bullshit and just caring more about having some fun and avoiding real life responsibilities.
I see your messages and will be getting to them ASAP. Thanks for being here with me on this journey! Although I occasionally need a break from everyone and everything, I feel very fortunate to have all of you here with me :))
I hope everyone is well!
Diane
I have a very special treat for you boys. It has been months since I have felt well enough to have an orgasm or even care about sex. Being sick will sap your libido like nothing else. Well, my libido is back in full force and here you go.... enjoy!!
I could have made this a PPV message but this is my treat to you for being so amazing! 😘🍆💦
Lace Bra Lover -
You go weak at the knees for me in my lace bras! Do what you do best and jerk it to my lace bras, pervert.
Includes: bra fetish, femdom, dirty talk, big tits, lace
Cum In Your Mouth For Me -
Look at you down there on your knees worshiping me just like you should. You only wish you could touch this, but you can't. You will just have to stay down there and look while you stroke your cock how I tell you to.
OK, maybe I'll let you lick my foot that has been in these pantyhose all day.
I know you love my cleavage in this corset, and I know you love my pantyhose, I can see it by how hard your cock is and how well you're stroking it. Careful, you stroke it much harder you might just break it off.
Now you're going to do something for me, and I know you've probably already done this before... when nobody was looking and you were jerking it to my videos. I want you to eat your own cum! That's right. You're going to stroke it just like this, and then fill up your hand and eat it while I watch.
Lick that cum from your hand just like I told you.
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So! Great news! I will hopefully be filming my first video in what feels like forEVER either tomorrow or Monday!! YAY! I love getting that first video under my belt and then I'm unstoppable. I get so addicted to creating and once I get passed my jitters and get over the bumps of getting back into it after a long break, everything goes nice and smoothly and I am so relaxed and have so much fun.
I'm so excited to be feeling well enough to finally get back in that saddle!!
I am trying not to drink. It's counterproductive and a waste of money and calories. However..... when I have to get on social media and then I have to filter dumb ass comments, I want to go to the liquor store and buy every bottle of tequila in stock.
An unfortunate side effect of my work is dealing with the abundance of morons on the internet. Most of the time things go smoothly and most people are nice and say nice things, but there's always that ONE IDIOT who has to come along and be a keyboard tough guy and say something so stupid I fester about it all damn day. No, I shouldn't let it get to me. Yes, I know I should blow it off, consider the source, all that bullshit. Just let me tell you that sometimes I want to set shit on fire.
Ok, rant over. I felt like if maybe I ranted I wouldn't drive straight to the liquor store and begin drinking the bottle before leaving the store.
Do It For Me -
I know you've struggled with the idea of eating your own cum for as long as you can remember. You always say you want to, and I believe that you truly do. I understand the curiosity and the desire.
This time, you are really going to do it. You're going to do it for me, because I want you to, and I am telling you to. No more hesitation. No more losing the desire as soon as you cum. You're going to lick it up before you even get a chance to think. I'll make you so fucking hot, and you'll cum so hard, you will be consumed with the idea of eating your cum, and you will.
Now you'll be addicted to your own cum, forever.
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Good Afternoon! Would you look at that cling? ;)
I am still moving older videos up so I can add a preview thumbnail and any keywords I may have missed previously so they are easy to find. Just search a title or specific keyword and you will get a list of all videos with that keyword or title. ;)
I have received some messages about if I am going to be creating new content anytime soon and yes, once I feel 100% better that will be the very first thing I am going to do! I am still having some after effects of the covid like my chest hurts every day very badly. It's more of an ache, I can breathe just fine and don't have pain with breathing, but my chest cavity -- I guess is the best way to describe it -- is hurting me. I am also still battling fatigue and high bl ood pressure. Another very ODD side effect is I have been smelling what smells a little like smoke and sewer LOL. Several other people I know have said they have had this side effect as well. One person even got up to check the house at night to make sure it wasn't on fire :o This is a strange virus, people. Very strange.
Anyway, I can't wait to get back to making new content! I love being able to unleash my creativity and it relieves stress for me to do so.
I hope you are all doing well! Stay safe out there!
Horny Step-Mom Has A Bad Dream -
This was a custom order - no name used.
"stepMom awakes in the middle of the night to a horrible nightmare. She's so scared that she can no longer remain in her own room, or her own bed. So, she goes to the only other person who is home and she knows can protect her... you. Standing in your doorway, she softly wakes you and asks if she can lay with you. She's so scared, how can you say no? You both get settled into bed and begin to fall back to bed when suddenly there's something in your pants that is growing. Why are you feeling this way when you know it's so wrong? You shouldn't be so turned on by your step-mom, but she's so sexy, and laying next to you she smells so good! You decide the only way to even attempt anything is to just roll over and spoon her... see if she notices what's going on in your pants. She does! She rolls over and gets on top of you, slowly stroking your cock with her hand, looking you deep in the eyes, not saying a word, just going with it. Now she's riding you. Her big, voluptuous breasts are bouncing in your face and you're going to explode, but should you do it inside of her? She just keeps riding you, knowing you're about to cum, and she doesn't stop or say anything, so you guess that's where she wants it. Deep inside of her. You explode inside her warm pussy, leaving your seed to do whatever it's going to do. If she ends up getting pregnant, then you will have finally won. Now you can both get a good night's rest in each other's arms until the morning when you must go back to reality."
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Good morning! I haven't been able to sleep lately so I've been sleeping later in the mornings 😴 Going to get a shower and I will be answering your messages and posting some stuff!! 😘
Good morning! Today is my one day away from work and computers and phones. I spend Fridays with my grandkids. I haven't been able to do so in many weeks until today so I am super happy!
Hope everyone has a wonderful Friday ♥️
Let me just tell you that I have the BEST fans on the planet! You guys have all been SO good to me. :) I will no longer tolerate rudeness, disrespectful comments or messages, etc. I will simply block and move on. After everything I have been through not only recently, but in my life, I have realized that my time needs to be focused on the good ones. The ones who don't act a fool and treat me wrong. That means all of YOU! You amazing people who have helped me get through a very, very difficult time!
Love and good health to all of you.
I posted this on my IG but wanted to share it here as well:
It's such a long and daunting task to climb back up out of the pits of Hell. This won't be my first time doing it, but I'm tired y'all. I'm getting too old for this sh1t. That being said, I've never met a challenge I couldn't overcome. I have a body that is healing, Covid fat, a mile long list of things that need to be done, etc. It's going to take time, but I'm ready. I'm focused. I'm grateful to still be here doing the work. Wish me luck! 🖤🙏💪
#bringiton
I am still going through all the videos and reposting the older ones with better descriptions and preview thumbs so you can see that first. OF won't let me update the older videos with a thumbnail so that is why I am doing it the way that I am. I like things to be organized and easy to find for you!
Are you searching for something specific in my collection? You can go to my profile to the search area and if you know the title to a video you are looking for, type that, or if you have a general kink you're looking for most of my videos contain key words such as "cum eating instructions" that if typed in will pull up all my videos containing this kink.
I hope that helps and you can always message me and ask me as well!
You guys are so great! I have received so many messages wishing me well and grateful thoughts that I am OK. I can't begin to tell you how much it means to me to have such a wonderful fan base who cares so deeply about me.
Every day I feel a little better and a little stronger and more like myself. My body doesn't heal from things as quickly as others, so it takes me some time, but I can definitely feel a good difference each day when I wake!
Thanks so much for all your thoughts and prayers. I appreciate it more than you know!
Kisses! Diane
Since regaining my energy levels, I have been spring cleaning and disinfecting my everything. I will be getting in bed with my laptop later and uploading content and answering messages. 😘♥️
The Adventures Of Underboob are back!!
You have probably noticed I am reposting some older videos again. This is to change the titles and descriptions as well as the preview thumb to make them easier to find. Older videos that were posted before OF made it possible to choose a preview thumbnail just refuse to get on board and let me change the thumbnail now, so I have to delete them and repost. *shrug* I just want to make sure you guys can find what you're looking for with a bit more ease :)
Don't worry! New videos are also going up in between my fixing the old ones!
Stay well, friends. :)
Today feels like the first day I can safely say I'm on the road to recovery. I wasn't sure for a while, but I am seeing some improvement.
Thank you all for your prayers and well wishes. I do not wish acute pneumonia on anyone. It's awful 😞
Good morning all. I see your messages I promise. I am just now getting over the worst part of my latest illness. At times I was barely able to hold my own head up. I will update you more and get to all of your messages a little later today after I shower and try to feel a bit more human. 😟
If life could stop continually fucking me in the ass without lube or foreplay that'd be cool 😎
Remember how I was SO FUCKING HAPPY I was feeling better?? Ya, that lasted about two days. 🤦♀️
I am sick AGAIN. People keep bringing me rogue germs. I barely ever leave my house ffs.
So far it's just a cough but we'll see. Hopefully I don't end up in the hospital 😫 Please pray for me you'll.
Ironically, my shirt says "every little thing is gonna be alright" 🤘🖤
