I'm not much for pranks (unless, I'm playing one on my work husband - when he deserves it)! But I do like silly jokes! I hope you do too, because I've got tons of them! So brace yourself!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space. 😆😆😆
Happy Monday! Don' forget what today is! Keep your guard up and don't get into too much trouble today😉
2024-04-01 11:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I forgot my bunny ears! Maybe I can find some around here somewhere!
2024-03-31 11:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostI don't know about you but it was an incredibly long week! But that's okay, that should be the last crazy week for a bit...at least I hope so🤞
But it's time to wind down. I really wanted to...uh...take a ride but I'm still nursing an injury, so my fingers will have to do😜 I hope you don't mind watching my fingers rubbing my clit and diving inside my wet warm pussy every now and again.
Hoping to be feel better next week. I have some new toys that I am desperately eager to try😁
Apologies for the late post this morning. As you can see I'm running behind. And sorry for the blurry video potato cam into mirror mixed with blinding top light does not make for a good video. I hope you have a great Friday and an hoppy Easter weekend 😘
2024-03-29 12:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostWho doesn't want to celebrate today with my caramel brown eyes looking up you while I'm on my knees doing what I do best😘
2024-03-28 23:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
...and to take into my mouth...
2024-03-28 17:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
It's "Something on a Stick" Day! This might not be how I am supposed to celebrate🎉 but this is my favorite stick to lick...😁
2024-03-28 11:01:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Hump Day! Spring is here! And you know what that means! Baseball season is upon us! I've been running around the house singing "Oh, put me in coach, I'm ready to play👏👏👏👏 today!"
2024-03-27 11:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Another day, another wake up! And it's cold this morning, brrr! I Let's bring on spring! I need my vitamin D!
2024-03-26 11:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! It's going to be a great week!
I got to play in the garden all weekend. And by play, I mean clean it up and start prepping. My strawberries have already woken and are ready to start producing. Hopefully, I get a bunch this year. 😘
Good morning, off to breakfast. Have a great Sunday 😘
2024-03-24 12:06:33 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! Last day of the work week. Hope you have a great day!
2024-03-22 11:23:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Just sit back and let my👄do the work...
2024-03-21 23:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Now I get to return the favor😈...
2024-03-21 17:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning, thanks for helping me yesterday😘...
2024-03-21 11:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
...or you can just watch👀 and tell me what to do while you stroke your cock😈
2024-03-20 23:00:42 +0000 UTC View Post
...or you could run your👅right up my slit...
2024-03-20 17:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Give me a 🤙for these 👄for Wet Wednesday, and I'll use my 👄for Thirsty Thursday😘
2024-03-20 11:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Don't you just want to put your face in between them and go "Brrr"😁
2024-03-19 11:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
My view in the steampod♨️ After a weekend of junk food and loafing around, I really needed to go workout! So, after work, I went to the hotbox and did a simple 30 minute workout in 120°🥵 Then I hopped in the steampod♨️ to continue to sweat out the blah feeling! It feel so much better...a little thirsty but better😁
2024-03-18 23:31:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! Though I will be honest, it was a long trip home yesterday and I'm not feeling like it's a good morning at all. I woke up really late and I haven't even started to get ready yet! I hope you don't mind the just rolled out of bed look this morning. Well almost...I did brush my hair just enough to get rid of the bed head.
2024-03-18 11:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostSunday Funday!
I can't believe I'm actually wearing green on St. Patrick's Day🍀Well...if I'm being completely honest...it's a total fluke! It was the last clean sweater that I brought for my trip!
I never remember to wear green on St. Paddy's Day! I always know it is coming in the days leading up to it, so I try to plan...but I always seem to forget the day of🤷♀️ Needless to say, I get 🤏every year😠Don't get me wrong, I like to be 🤏but there's a time a place for that😁
Looks like it is my lucky🍀day!
2024-03-17 11:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Flash Friday! Headed out of town for the weekend to go celebrate a b-day🥳 (not mine)! I'll still check in though, so don't hesitate to reach out! I hope you have great weekend😘
2024-03-15 13:35:50 +0000 UTC View Post
And here's a few more of those pics from last week! I think they came out well!
2024-03-14 11:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Booty, booty, booty, booty, booty everywhere! Wow, this pic makes my 🍑 look huge!
Oh and see - no tail😁But if you zoom in...you can see the scar where my tail used to be...
Just kidding - that's from my back surgery a few years back.
Oh, and while you're there, just go ahead and pinch🤏 this booty😜
Happy Tasty Tuesday! I don't know if that's a thing...but does it matter, we can make it a thing😈😁
2024-03-12 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post