It was October and my supermarket had pumpkins on sale for Halloween.
Normally I wouldn't bother as Halloween isn't really celebrated in the Netherlands but I wanted to try out pumpkin carving.
After I made the first attempt with a standard smiling ghoul carving I thought I'd try something more challenging and decided to carve the Thirdlegproduction logo which was a success. Then I was like; it's a waste not to use this for some content and boom there's the Halloween video.
Do you like seasonal themes to spice things up?
#halloween #throwback #monstercock #pumpkin #thirdleg
2023-06-05 12:44:32 +0000 UTC
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#throwback #penissong #toobig #comedy #monstercock
In "The Sweetest Thing" from 2002 there's an infamous restaurant scene where some of the hottest women of that era start singing about their love for big penises. I saw it a decade after the first release and thought the song was absolutely hilarious, so wanted to include it in a video for a comedic twist.
Most people did not appreciate the song lol.
(Chorus)
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
What a lovely ride
Your penis is a thrill
Your penis is a Cadillac
A giant Coupe de Ville
Your penis packs a wallop
Your penis brings a load
And when it makes a delivery
It needs its own zip code
Nine - double zero - penis
Repeat Chorus
Your penis is so strong
Your penis is so smooth
Your penis has got a rhythm
Your penis makes me groove
Your penis is a dream
The biggest one I've seen
It's oozy and it's green
(spoken) Ewww
(spoken) Sorry
Repeat Chorus
Repeat Chorus
Your penis is so big
Your penis is so thick
Your penis is so pretty
You've got a handsome di*k
Your penis is so hard
Your penis is so large
My body is a movie
And your penis is the star
"Starring your penis"
Repeat Chorus
2023-06-04 08:45:27 +0000 UTC
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Another throwback...
I had actually forgotten all about this video as I had uploaded it on adultspace ages ago and never bothered to check in again. So I was surprised when I saw this video reuploaded to different sites years after and I was like hey that's me?
Personally never saw the appeal to flaccid dicks and was uncertain about my foreskin as everyone in porn seems to be circumcised but I came to realize there's a huge fanbase for both.
#flaccid #uncut #foreskin #bigdick #bwc
2023-06-03 08:52:02 +0000 UTC
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Here's another one of my old videos that went viral with millions of views.
I had an ex that shared she went absolutely wild over the towel tease so I made this video for her. It was a time when webcams couldn't deal with low light environments so I had a uv light on blast which created a blueish/greenish hue.
2023-06-02 09:22:33 +0000 UTC
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#throwbackthursday #thickdickthursday #bwc
This was my second video I ever uploaded and probably the most popular.
You might have trouble believing it but at the time, like most men I was insecure about my penis size. Girls did tell me I had a really big cock but I just thought that was something all girls said to stroke their mans ego. What I needed was an unbiased opinion, so I uploaded this video on xvideos (when you could still upload anonymously without an account) and it went viral with over 8 million views. Many people reuploaded the video on different tube sites and it probably got over a 20 million views combined on all the different sites.
Universally everyone agreed that I was well endowed and it is a blessing to know it made so many people orgasm :P
After a decade I still get messages every now and then of people confessing they used to orgasm to this video all the time.
Did you see this video back in the day?
2023-06-01 08:08:48 +0000 UTC
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I'll be posting all of my old content on here over the next few weeks and give a detailed story about each video to add some extra value for my fans.
This was my very first video I ever posted which I think was around 2008 on one of the first tube sites called xtube and I went by the name ---monstercock--- because I couldn't really think of anything else lol.
The image quality did not survive the times as it was recorded on a 480p webcam so apologies. I thought it would be fun to share regardless.
Besides the dick itself, I remember people commenting they loved the towel tease and anticipation until the reveal.
Are you a fan of teasing?
2023-05-31 14:43:51 +0000 UTC
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Damn, took me way too long but finally got verified after a dozen attempts lol. 🥳
#verified #thirdleg #onlyfans
2023-05-24 15:49:20 +0000 UTC
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