Do you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u!
Do you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u!
2023-05-15 23:00:46 +0000 UTC View Post
heavenlyhaesel posts
If I ate a piece of candy for every time you popped up in my..
If I ate a piece of candy for every time you popped up in my mind, I’d be fat.
2023-05-14 23:00:38 +0000 UTC View PostMy love for you is akin to a fart. It pretty much flows effo..
My love for you is akin to a fart. It pretty much flows effortlessly.
2023-05-13 04:00:42 +0000 UTC View PostAre you wondering what you’re missing in your life? Me.
Are you wondering what you’re missing in your life? Me.
2023-05-10 05:19:35 +0000 UTC View PostIf you like this, then you like me.
If you like this, then you like me.
2023-05-07 05:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostIf you’re looking at this, it’s too late. You’re mine now!
If you’re looking at this, it’s too late. You’re mine now!
2023-05-06 23:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
The reason why I’m posting this selfie is because I know you..
The reason why I’m posting this selfie is because I know you’re checking.
2023-05-02 05:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostMake them stop and stare. The world is your stage.
Make them stop and stare. The world is your stage.
2023-05-01 23:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostThere's always a wild side to an innocent face.
There's always a wild side to an innocent face.
2023-04-30 23:02:09 +0000 UTC View PostI may look calm, but in my head, I’ve kissed you 3 times alr..
I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve kissed you 3 times already.
2023-04-30 05:01:45 +0000 UTC View PostThis is the only piece of heaven you’re allowed to see right..
This is the only piece of heaven you’re allowed to see right now.
2023-04-29 23:01:47 +0000 UTC View PostLookin’ like a snack. Come, eat me!
Lookin’ like a snack. Come, eat me!
2023-04-28 23:01:59 +0000 UTC View PostMake them stop and stare. The world is your stage.
Make them stop and stare. The world is your stage.
2023-04-24 23:01:09 +0000 UTC View PostI’m a beauty on the outside, and a beast on the inside...if ..
I’m a beauty on the outside, and a beast on the inside...if you know what I mean.
2023-04-24 05:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostI may look calm, but in my head, I’ve kissed you 3 times alr..
I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve kissed you 3 times already.
2023-04-23 05:01:11 +0000 UTC View PostThis is the only piece of heaven you’re allowed to see right..
This is the only piece of heaven you’re allowed to see right now.
2023-04-22 23:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u!
Do you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u!
2023-04-20 05:01:20 +0000 UTC View PostI’m have high standards and a dirty mind. Are you up for the..
I’m have high standards and a dirty mind. Are you up for the challenge?
2023-04-19 05:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re not the boss of me! That is, unless I’m naked.
You’re not the boss of me! That is, unless I’m naked.
2023-04-18 05:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostGod called, he says I’m the answer to your prayers.
God called, he says I’m the answer to your prayers.
2023-04-17 05:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Guess what I’m thinking about right now? You.
Guess what I’m thinking about right now? You.
2023-04-13 05:00:53 +0000 UTC View PostIf you fall in love with me, I’m not responsible for any dam..
If you fall in love with me, I’m not responsible for any damages. Consider yourself warned.
2023-04-12 23:00:46 +0000 UTC View Post