Hello. I am luggage. The luggage requests belly rubs. But only three. Rub my belly a fourth time and I will maul your hand off.
2020-04-15 10:47:26 +0000 UTC View PostWHOOPS! I didn't realize last week's post was a picture I already shared on here! I blame my dumb human. To make it up to all of you, here are some videos of me playing with myself in the bathtub. I hear these are popular.
2020-04-13 16:19:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Behold my mighty, impenetrable fortress!
2020-04-06 16:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostEveryone else on here seems to have videos of them playing with male humans, so I thought I should too!
2020-03-30 18:05:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone got me flowers! They said it was for my pet human while they're sick, but obviously it was for me. It exists, therefore it's mine. That is kitty law! Now to decide what I should do with them.
2020-03-22 20:22:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Apologies for the poor image quality, but this is another one from back when I was a kitten. My humans attempted to capture footage of me in the middle of a glorious hunt, but unfortunately the osprey here had some kind of magical force field that kept me from getting him. I think it's the same sort of spell the bunnies use in the front yard.
2020-03-20 14:19:23 +0000 UTC View Post
One of my pet humans is showing symptoms of COVID-19. Unfortunately our area is out of testing kits, so we can't find out for sure if she has it or not. I tried to look cute for the human-vet to make more magically appear, but apparently that only works for treats. This account is free, and will stay that way. However, my humans have made an Amazon wishlist of things that would help them take care of me while they're stuck in quarantine. They assure me that we probably have enough without it, so please don't feel obligated to, but anything you want to get for me anyway would be deeply appreciated. Also, I want to make a public service announcement while I'm here. While it currently appears that cats like myself and dogs are largely immune to the health effects of COVID-19, we can test positive for it anyway, which means WE CAN (probably) BE CARRIERS! No matter how much we complain, PLEASE KEEP US INDOORS as much as you can, to prevent us from spreading it to humans! Thank you everyone, and stay safe!
2020-03-18 21:07:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Our humans gave my brother and I DRUGS!!!
2020-03-17 18:30:54 +0000 UTC View Post
The TV said to stay inside, so now I'm in my impenetrable fortress!
2020-03-16 06:21:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Your friendly reminder to wash your paws! Stay safe, humans!
2020-03-14 00:31:27 +0000 UTC View PostOnlyFans doesn't seem to want to let me post photos. The company is clearly run by dog people.
2020-03-13 07:29:39 +0000 UTC View Post
I hear shower pics are popular here, so I thought I would give it a try!
2020-03-09 16:00:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Behold the majesty of my glorious floof.
2020-03-09 02:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Did a brief photoshoot with my pet human's mate (don't tell him I said this, but she's clearly the better human.) Sadly these were the only two that turned out, but I still like them.
2020-03-07 17:51:55 +0000 UTC View Post
My pet human thinks I don't fit up here. Like most humans, he is clearly an idiot.
2020-03-06 21:56:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Throwback Thursday! Back when I was a kitten, roughly a week after I first found my pet human on the street and decided to adopt him, I realized he liked it when I sit pretty like this. When I tried it for the first time, he put a mousy toy on my head for some reason. I kept still to let it balance there for several minutes, only moving when he took it off again. Little did he know that the reason I didn't move was because I was silently seething with rage and plotting his inevitable demise.
2020-03-06 03:53:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Just relaxing after a long, hard day of staring at the rabbits outside.
2020-03-03 23:31:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello everyone! Well, I've been told that this is the best place for pretty girls to post their pics, so I've finally done it! So to kick things off, here's a preview of my first ever photo shoot! I hope they turned out okay--I trained a human to use the camera on my phone, so you never know how that's going to go...
2020-03-02 21:28:19 +0000 UTC View Post