Double whammy! Sweaty panties AND smelly farts?
Double whammy! Sweaty panties AND smelly farts?
2020-12-31 01:44:50 +0000 UTC View PostDouble whammy! Sweaty panties AND smelly farts?
2020-12-31 01:44:50 +0000 UTC View PostI have a task for you. For your next coffee, instead of ordering creamer, just bust a nut in it and give yourself that additional boost of protein!
2020-12-28 19:57:15 +0000 UTC View PostSome lucky fart sucker bought My stinky leggings. I blasted them with soooo many farts all day.
2020-12-28 17:45:06 +0000 UTC View PostI was so gassy while I was having a quick smoke break in My bathroom. I know a fart sucker like you doesn't mind. How pissed are you knowing that My fan did your job for Me today?
2020-12-28 02:22:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhich is the luckiest in this scenario? My toothbrush, My sweatpants or My tub? ๐ค
2020-12-27 14:42:01 +0000 UTC View PostWrinkled soles & wrinkled toes are your ruin.
2020-12-17 02:32:11 +0000 UTC View PostThink I finally got My hair how I want it...for now.
2020-12-15 02:14:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhile playing around in My basement, I notice a tiny little male in the corner. Time to tease him before I get bored and squash him. Regardless of size, no man is a match for Me or My powerful assets.
2020-12-13 17:06:37 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning fart suckers! I started dying My hair last night and as you can see, it's a WIP. Go ahead and send $40 just because you wanted to "feel helpful" and you know how good it feels to type out the amount and hit send.
2020-12-13 13:32:04 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning fart suckers & t u r d munchers. Enjoy this photo DUMP from the summer.
2020-12-08 12:39:40 +0000 UTC View PostGood fart suckers get to enjoy My post shower blast. Are you a good fart sucker for Me?
2020-12-08 04:14:54 +0000 UTC View PostWatching some Alien Christmas movie on Netflix. Finally, a Christmas movie I can get behind. Speaking of behinds.....look at My mountain of an ass. You wouldn't be capable of paying attention to the movie with Me laying around like this.
2020-12-06 18:02:42 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! T u r d munchers got some mail from Me this morning. You won't want to miss your special burger getting made.
2020-12-05 14:17:04 +0000 UTC View PostIt's giving Tuesday. Give yourself, and your wallet to Me.
2020-12-01 17:44:31 +0000 UTC View PostA favorite view for a t u r d muncher like you.
2020-12-01 00:48:22 +0000 UTC View PostGetting ready for a stinky new clip, but first, honey glazed carrots! ๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฏ๐งป
2020-11-29 02:14:33 +0000 UTC View PostWant to see Me test out My t0ilet? Tip $5 on this post.
2020-11-27 19:25:55 +0000 UTC View PostI want new slippers. So you know what that means don't you? I'll be getting rid of these. Nows your chance to buy Me new ones for Me and your chance to buy these well worn ones for you! Talk about a win-win!
2020-11-27 16:25:48 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning fart suckers! Rise and shine, take a deep breath and repeat after Me...
2020-11-27 12:07:36 +0000 UTC View PostYou've really been packing on the pounds this quarantine. Filling out your hips, even gaining some little tits. Enjoy this yummy pie while I corrupt you into becoming the fat femme you've always wanted to be. ๐๐ฅง
2020-11-25 15:43:35 +0000 UTC View PostI was on NF, but decided to take this hot bubble bath instead. I see a shopping trip to Lush in My near future. Cover it.
2020-11-24 02:24:49 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning fart suckers! Let anticipation build up just like the gas trapped in My mighty ass.
2020-11-22 14:39:28 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning fart suckers! It's bullshit that I'm the one unpacking everything. I've gotten so sweaty and smelly from moving and unpacking things, it'd be the perfect time to put you in a headlock! ๐ช
2020-11-16 15:28:07 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning fart suckers! I've been traveling no zone areas. I'll be responding to DMs when I get back home later today.
2020-11-15 10:27:38 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning fart suckers! Go ahead and tribute Me below just because we both know how much you wish you could be My roommate. Tributes over $20 get a special message and video.
2020-11-12 15:12:15 +0000 UTC View PostMy roomie keeps complaining about My farts, so now I'm just blasting gas near him and his room any and every chance I get. All men are fart suckers. Some just know it and accept it sooner than others. How long do you think it'll be before he turns into just another fart goon? ๐ค
2020-11-12 00:17:02 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning fart suckers! I just had a big breakfast with lots of eggs and they've been giving Me the smelliest farts! How loud do you think this one will be?
2020-11-11 13:30:21 +0000 UTC View Post