I was asked why I didn’t swipe right on someone's Tinder pro..
Added 2025-01-23 14:05:52 +0000 UTCI was asked why I didn’t swipe right on someone's Tinder profile. I said there were probably a multitude of reasons why I wouldn’t swipe right, but I couldn’t tell him because I swiped left. Therefore, his profile was sent to the depths of the deep brown Tinder-dumping sea. In other words, I have no idea why because I had no idea who he was. So, he sent me all the pics he posted on Tinder. And…there it was. Though not a bad-looking guy, the first pic he had was him flipping me, or whoever was looking at his pic, the middle finger. Instant swipe left. No questions asked. I'm not sure what “cool” person deemed flipping people off in a photograph “cool,” …, but for me, it’s awkwardly cringy to the point I have to question their judgment abilities. Then, every picture after that, and there are 5 of them, he is flipping me off in one more, and all the rest have some hip gang finger sign prominently displayed. Additionally, in every picture, he is wearing a hat. This is probably because he is losing his hair, or maybe he thinks he looks sexy in a hat. He doesn’t. And I don’t care about hair on a guy. I want to see what you look like without a “hide my hair or lack thereof” hat. What could he have done better? Easy, take 5 pics, no flipping people off, no infantile “look at me, I’m cool” finger signs, and without the hat. Got a body? Take a few with your shirt off. Don’t have a body? Then, dress appropriately. Don’t stick your tongue out. Please don’t show me the fish you caught. And for fuck’s sake, don’t edit and glamourize your photos…it makes me think you want to dick more than you want pussy. Take 5 good pics of just you. I know you have a phone that takes pics. You can’t be on Tinder any other way. I am not on Tinder for a life partner, so I couldn't care less about your job, career, life goals, pets, hobbies, or anything other than “Would I spread my legs for this man.” They have different sites for finding the love of your life. I’m simply looking for the dick of the week.
