Half an hour ago, I was at my kitchen table, laptop open wit..
Added 2025-05-20 18:28:09 +0000 UTCHalf an hour ago, I was at my kitchen table, laptop open with blueprints for my new edition, and dressed as if I had just walked out of an OnlyFans shoot. Why? Because I was snapping pics earlier, and I didn't feel like swapping into shorts. It's my house, my rules, and the outfit had me feeling like I could sell these blueprints to NASA if they were so inclined to build a home addition instead of a rocket ship. It's somewhat common knowledge that my windows are a reality porn show set—delivery folks, neighbors, random cats, they all get a peek. Normally, I'll run to my room to change if someone knocks. But today, I was in a mood. The Doorbell rang, and instead of sprinting to the bedroom, I went straight to the door.
Who other than the US Post Office is on the other side...aka the mailman. He's younger and mildly cute but avoids me like I'm serving subpoenas. If I wave, he dodges it. Say hello, and he stares at the pavement. No chance for any of that nonsense today. I open the door. He has a package in hand, and his face goes red. He's staring at the sky, the ground, anywhere but me, but he needs my signature. He left me no choice, so I asked him, "What, not a fan of the view"? He said something about "professionalism." That made me laugh, and I told him staring is acceptable and preferred. Then I offer him a bottle of water...It's just good manners on a hot day like today.
He says no and starts backing away, but I'm already all in, so nothing I say or do is out of bounds now. So I say", "If you like what you see, come by after work, and I’ll show you more." I was sure he would run for it, I fucked with his head enough for one day, but he said, "Maybe I will." and then he promptly ran off. Here's the million-dollar question. Do you think he will show back up? Or will he continue to dodge me like he's done for several years? I don't think he has the balls to get it done. Would I fuck him? I'd suck the sperm out his balls so hard his sack would deflate and disappear....just to say I fucked the mailman. Just saying.
