So, I got this wedding invite from a hotty I know who, let's..
Added 2025-05-28 15:00:01 +0000 UTCSo, I got this wedding invite from a hotty I know who, let's say, "consults" with clients in a very… personal way. Yes, we used to lick each other's kitty's until they drooled in case you were wondering. Turns out, she's tying the knot with one of her regulars. Hey, who am I to judge? I spent over two decades charming clients before hanging up my hat in 2021, and I've got nothing but warm and sweaty...I mean fuzzy memories of those days. Anyway, I tossed the invite on the "I'll get to it" pile and forgot about it. To me, it sounded like a crappy reality show about to happen. So, she politely messaged me today and asked if I would respond, and I did. Apparently, responding, "Sorry, maybe next time," is a good way to uninvite yourself. Who knew? I didn't think she would get that mad. I was wrong.
