




I'm listening to a friend complain about the stock market and bitch about his wife at the same time. He keeps saying he wants a divorce, but he still loves her. I'm not buying it. I've sucked the sperm out of his balls through the head of his delicious cock more than a few times...so I'm not so sure how much his wife means to him. Completely not my concern. Nor do I give a crap about the state of the stock market. I did, however, explain to him a stock market crash would be much worse than getting a divorce because, in a market crash, he could lose it all, and to make things worse...his wife would still be with him. I say divorce her while he's still in his 40s, and he's out half at most. With his dried-up wife gone, he can stick his dick in fresh lips, top or bottom, anytime he wants. And since she hasn't sucked his dick in 15 years... what's the point of keeping her around? I think she's stupid. As I said, I've sucked his dick more than she has, and it's a nice dick with a heavy load of jizz. It's one of those loads you can feel in your belly when it works its way down. If I were her, I'd hang on to him just for his dick. Why is telling you how I like drinking his nut making me wet? Now, I want to feel his jizz sliding down my throat, and I don't even like him all that much.