Current State of Affairs: - Left coffee cup in the freezer (..
Added 2025-04-25 20:51:34 +0000 UTCCurrent State of Affairs:
- Left coffee cup in the freezer (again)
- Found a half-eaten protein bar in my tattoo ink case
- Realized my "organized chaos" system is just chaos
🔥 Today’s Unhinged Moments:
1. Tried to meditate – ended up mentally redesigning my apartment to look like a witch’s apothecary
2. Client said "surprise me" on a tattoo design – gave them a gothic Hello Kitty (they were weirdly into it)
3. Got into a heated debate with my reflection about whether black lipstick counts as "business casual"
🎨 Creative Spiral of the Day:
- Debating whether my next big project should be:
✦ A blacklight-reactive mural of the Seven Deadly Sins
✦ A jewelry line made from architectural blueprints and guitar strings
✦ A "Tinder for tattoos" app where you swipe on flash designs
🍝 Existential Noodles:
- If I listen to darkwave while eating spaghetti, does that make it gothic cuisine?
- Can I claim "artistic possession" when my hand moves on its own during tattoos?
- Why does eyeliner smudge exactly 0.3 seconds after applying it? (*Cosmic joke?*)
🔮 Oracle Card Pull:
The Hanged Man. The Tower. The Fool.
Translation: "You’re either about to have a breakthrough or need to call a therapist. Maybe both."
