Stepped out today in a crop top and a mini skirt so tiny it mightโve been legally classified as a belt ๐๐
Felt cute. Legs out. Attitude on โcome closer and find out.โ
Caught some guy practically doing math with his eyes, trying to calculate the angle to catch a glimpse under my skirt ๐๐
He squinted like it was a rare Pokรฉmon hiding under there.
Little did he knowโฆ
NO panties today.
Nada. Zero. Zilch. ๐ซ
The man was out there solving trigonometry for a prize that didnโt exist.
Poor guy looked like he just lost a bet with the universe ๐