Stepped out today in a crop top and a mini skirt so tiny it mightβve been legally classified as a belt ππ
Felt cute. Legs out. Attitude on βcome closer and find out.β
Caught some guy practically doing math with his eyes, trying to calculate the angle to catch a glimpse under my skirt ππ
He squinted like it was a rare PokΓ©mon hiding under there.
Little did he knowβ¦
NO panties today.
Nada. Zero. Zilch. π«
The man was out there solving trigonometry for a prize that didnβt exist.
Poor guy looked like he just lost a bet with the universe π