Have you ever woken up feeling like the night was way hotter than it actually was? π
Back in my teenage years, I realized my dreams could getβ¦ well, letβs just say pretty unussual. While some people were dreaming about rainbow ponies or stressing over math exams, my brain was out here crafting scenarios that could give adult movie writers a run for their money. π³π₯
The funniest part? I was literally having orgasms in my sleep.π€ͺ And for those wondering, "Did you wake up allβ¦ you knowβ¦?" β hate to disappoint, but everything down there was totally normal. π Just proves once again that a womanβs orgasm is all in her mindβ¦ quite literally! π§ π¦
But sometimes, something really frustrating happens... Like when your alarm goes off π‘, or even worse β someone calls you at the worst possible moment! π€ And there you are, lying there, all revved up with that burning need to finish what your brain so rudely left incomplete. ππ₯
So, tell meβhas this ever happened to you? Or is it just my brain living its own wild life, doing a great job π₯ for me and somehow knowing exactly when I need to relax? π