


Disclaimer: this is SALT 🧂 so here’s a funny, but not so funny story: because I took my sweet time to confirm that this is SALT (see what I did there 😉), OF decided my posts are featuring drug paraphernalia 😅 when I got the notice I initially thought they mean my 420 friendly posts 🍃 but then I checked the links and it made me cho[k]e on my tea ☕️ although wish I’d be cho[k]ing on your dick instead 😈 It’s actually ridiculous because I ended up using about 500g of SALT 🧂 trying to save the carpet from the red wine stains 🍷 so if that was what they thought it was, even at its cheapest margin that would come to over $10k 💸 Despite being super flattered, I’m certainly nowhere near to making that kind of bank 💰😅 How close do you think you can get me though? 🤑