Find yourself a girl who treats you the way Mia (@hypnicjerk..
Added 2022-10-28 05:52:58 +0000 UTCFind yourself a girl who treats you the way Mia (@hypnicjerk) treats my cock. Seriously, though. I've been waiting a while to release this first post of me and Mia. Not only is she a personal friend, but she is hands-down the Kings County Cocksucking MVP. Watching her suck cock is like watching Jordan '95 or Larry Bird in '86. She has fundamentally changed the game. When she retires, there will be a 30 for 30 episode honoring her and she will own a chain of high-end steakhouses called "Mia's" with menus laden with charming meat-based double entendres.
