Willow on my dildo
Use my dildo as a pillow
Takin a ride on Clyde
If youβre funny you get the honey
Call me dr Seuss Iβm about to bounce this caboose
Iβm now naming this dildo Clyde ππ my trusty dusty dildo didnβt sound any better lmao
About to slide and guide Clyde into the great divide π
This is Clyde
Letβs go for a ride
I cried
And he replied
Iβll be your guide
Just slip and slide
Me inside
And I did abide
And now I sit cross-eyed
And tongue tied
After the fun he did provide