Announcement time! Ever heard of a helicopter dick? 🚁 (pls r..
Added 2023-08-05 20:02:01 +0000 UTCAnnouncement time! Ever heard of a helicopter dick? 🚁 (pls read!) Long story short: my birthday is on national helicopter day this year (august 20th!). This year, all I want for my birthday is to see your best helicopter dick. Yes, **between now and August 20th, I want you to DM me your best helicopter dick.** The best helicopter dick, in my official birthday-girl opinion, gets to choose a free video! **IF you’d like to treat me on my birthday, all helicopter dicks with a $50+ tip will receive a personal video of me reacting to it** 😄 (vids will be sent on august 20th) This is the most unserious thing I’ve ever come up with, and I’m genuinely so excited to see your helicopter dicks. Bring ‘em on ✌️
