Today, someone on AST (A Shemale Tube) cheekily asked me to ..

Today, someone on AST (A Shemale Tube) cheekily asked me to share one of my videos in full for free (because he is too cheap to pay for premium) and I decided to have a bit of fun with it....this was my reply 👇🏼 "So through my years of practicing as a benedictine monk before i decided to lean into my predilection for girls with big stiff cocks, I learnt a little bit about what happens to stingy people who don't like to part with a few measly dollars in exchange for the content they love, instead of supporting the people whose content they enjoy these pathetic slimeballs roam the internet whilst skiving off work looking for free previews to jerk off to. The dregs of society. So in an effort to help you be a more successful human, let me explain to you what I learned during a near death experience I had once as I feel it may be of some value to you. I was doing some bad ass shit (no point for me to be specific because you won’t be able to relate and I don’t want to alienate you any more than you probably already feel alienated in your day to day life). Anyway, said bad ass shit went sideways and before you know it I’m standing at the pearly gates and I hear this deep voice 'Father Psycho, you have been a fantastic monk but monk life is not for you, because you are way too bad ass to be a monk and a life of trans cock and riches await you’. In that very moment the pearly gates opened and St Peter himself greeted me and said ‘follow me’. As I followed St. Peter down this corridor I noticed something very unusual, the walls were filled floor to ceiling with clocks, lots and lots of clocks, it was quite a sight. St Peter saw my bewilderment and said to me ‘a truly beautiful sight isn’t it?’, I said ‘yes but what are they all for?’ And after a brief pensive pause St Peter stopped walking for a moment and replied ‘each one of these clocks represents the life of a person down there on earth.’ I was fascinated, and i suddenly noticed that every now and then, the hour hand on some of the clocks span forward 1 hour. So I asked ’St Peter, why do every few seconds some of the clocks spin forward 1 hour?’ And he replied ‘When someone on earth jerks off to free porn instead of paying the content creator for it we take 1 hour off their life because we just think that’s a real wanker thing to do.’ Wow, I was amazed as I never imagined Heaven cared about such things. So then I asked, ‘St Peter, I once had this real cheapskate fuck ask me to post the content I work hard to create, for free.. his username was @MrBigDick121 but I don’t see his clock here’ and St Peter told me ‘that’s because we keep his clock in the office as a fan, it never stops spinning’."