

Turnt after the wedding and a lil slutty for you π ft. the βIβve been in heels for five hours itβs time to changeβ attire
Also I straight up fell walking to the bathroom at the reception and I made a joke to the people walking by and they DIDNβT LAUGH. IT WAS TERRIBLE. If you see someone fell at least allow them the dignity of laughing at their joke. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.