

I called Bob the Builder to install a BDSM swing on my ceiling, but he said the ceiling isn't strong enough.
"It's not a load-bearing structure, and it won't support a lot of weight. I don't mean you're heavy, but it can't handle sitting."
He quickly backtracked in a panic! LOL!
He said he'll figure out a solution to the problem...
He better, because otherwise, his own backdoor's structure won't withstand my handling with HEAVY—or rather MASSIVE—tools!😈😆