

***HAVING SEX WITH ALIENS BE LIKE*** **me**: WOOOOOOH your glimwop is blurgulating my tight little fwooshola π **alien**: ohhhh yeah im gonna blurgulate your fwooshola so hard you dirty fucking klimbopπ½ **me**: OHHHHH GOOD GNORBLORP IM ABOUT TO ***SPLORB***!!! π¦π¦π¦π¦ππ **alien**: thats right fucking klimbop bagobloosh take my fucking GLIMWOP!! π½im about to SPLORBBBBB!!!!! splorbs all over mia's fwooshola ππππ¦π¦π¦π¦ **me**: OOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GOODNESS GNORBLOP MY SCHNATZELGORB IS FUCKING BOOSHING!! π½π½π½FUCKKKK~~~~~~~!! **alien**: your fwooshola is glooping π€£ **me**: πyou bet it is after you blurgulated me baby <3 β οΈ***IMPORTANT***!! always remember to YINNLOP after you blurgulate β οΈ