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Very few of you are going to be able to understand this but ..

Added 2024-05-01 21:21:33 +0000 UTC

Very few of you are going to be able to understand this but I’m going to give it a try bc it’s so horny to me 🥵 So I’m in the process of taking out a life insurance policy, which for my business I need done by Friday. I totally lied on the application and said I was 165lbs and healthy to get a cheaper rate. The rep helping me said there was a 0% chance of them requiring me to get a physical and labs since I’m only 28 and don’t need a huge policy. He literally promised me not to worry about that. Welp, much to my surprise I do need a physical and labs. And I’m traveling. And I need this all done by Friday. So what a shitshow. I said just cancel the policy and they scrambled and was able to schedule a nurse to come out to see me TONIGHT for a home physical and lab work in Florida LOL it’s hysterical bc here i am, over 100lbs heavier than I said in the form, pre-diabetic, and swollen like a tic after gorging my brains out all day. I am FUCKED LMFAOOO I am absolutely going to try to set up a camera since it’s in my own condo lol. Stay tuned. I’m already embarrassed