Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?
He was Bjorn again.
Why are Scandinavian women so hot?
The Vikings didnโt bring back the ugly ones.
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
Weโll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
Where do southern Viking descendants go after death?
Yโallhalla.
Have a kick-ass day!