

Have you ever been chilling alone or in the middle of your yard on a hot as fuck day with the sun killing you slowly, thinking to yourself "man, watermelon sounds nice as fuck right now. If only I could watch some overly tired blue haired bitch cut it up horribly with her titties out 😢" then maybe, just maybe these videos that no one asked for, that no one wants, are exactly what you're looking for.
But wait! Theres more, I also struggle to put a lid on a bowl, put my fruit snacks in my cool skull container, and I make my buns shake a wee bit. All with a terrible side braid and the look of existential dread on my face I try to mask 😎