Todays shameful attire is this ridiculous green dress 😅 uhhh..
Added 2022-07-09 08:05:05 +0000 UTCTodays shameful attire is this ridiculous green dress 😅 uhhhhm! I have a 5 minute video of me and my only (😭😭😭) friend (it’s a silicone knob! 😂) playing in it! Well, a girl can pretend to have pals, huh 😂 - actually it’s almost 6 but because it’s not custom-made (just me viiiibin’ 💕) if you are kind (and sexually-charged 😅) enough to tip $50 I’ll send you it - be warned I don’t really shut up in it so maybe turn your headphone volume down if you’re in public 🫢 $50 will go towards this utter travesty of a continually-cancelled 2-year-awaited getaway and I might even be able to afford some stuff to re-seal the edge of the window in the shed I have knackered 🤣
